Oct 9 2008Here's Another 'Max Payne' Poster
Max Payne opens in a week, but in case you hadn't picked that up from the previous five posters, here's another one to remind you. Clever photoshopping guns in Mark Wahlberg's hands to mask the actor's actual hopelessness. If we could see his limp, open palms, it would be way too obvious that this is the exact moment he gave up.
Max Payne Poster [Trailer Addict]
Reader Comments
1. sam - October 9, 2008 1:24 PM
Marky Mark is a nutty little bible thumper. I can't wait to see how he makes Max Payne into some sort of jesus character and he can preach to us in his press junkets about redemption and dying for our sins, etc.
2. Zyclonis - October 9, 2008 1:56 PM
Ever since Mr. Wahlburg claimed that Max Payne could kick Batmans ass, I've lost any interest in this movie... as well as Marky Mark and his precious 'Funky Bunch'.
3. masterless - October 9, 2008 2:02 PM
Max Payne will be the #1 film in the country when it comes out, dont hate on Walhberg just because the columnist did. This was a great choice for Marky Mark and If the film sticks to the games plot, tone, action, and feel, this film will become a video game adaptation classic.
4. the sysop - October 9, 2008 2:10 PM
it's almost like you can hear what he's thinking:
tha vibrations good like sunkist
make me wanna know who done this
http://www.howtolosegirls.com
5. Elmo - October 9, 2008 2:11 PM
I still don't get why the angel-looking guys are there if it's not a sci fi thing...
6. masterless - October 9, 2008 2:18 PM
oh and the posters are a reflection of ingame stills. so ya. not a corny as one might make them out to be.
BTW- The valkryie things were not in the game and I hope it plays out well but from what I gather in the film Max fights crime from crime boss to crime boss, and It appears the crime boss at the top is the devil himself or something like that. We shall see.
7. Arthur Dent - October 9, 2008 2:24 PM
Moneyshot!
8. Elmo - October 9, 2008 2:53 PM
should I rent the video game before I go see it? :P
9. Caligula - October 9, 2008 4:20 PM
This is some nerdy, homo-erotic shit.
10. Elmo - October 9, 2008 5:45 PM
@9
what the hell does that have to do with anything?
11. bah - October 10, 2008 1:58 PM
marky mark demonstrates how he got the role
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emo cumshot: the movie