After all the negativity I've thrown at Beer for My Horses and Punisher: War Zone, it might seem like I have a problem with vigilante justice in cinema. Well, that isn't the case. I simply like to see vigilante justice movies properly executed. No country music-laden montages; no spinning from a chandelier firing machine guns; just one pissed off old guy (preferably Clint Eastwood) snarling like an angry Muppet, waving around his finger gun, and occasionally washing his classic car. Now that's violently taking the law into your own shriveled hands!
My favorite part of this trailer is where it flashes back to a previous part of the trailer. You don't see that enough:
I definitely want to see this once I'm ready to handle staring at that grimace for two hours.
In a move that will no doubt draw an eventual lawsuit from John Edward, Clint Eastwood decided to make a melodrama about Matt Damon as some kind of honest-to-god psychic medium. Since the almost-Superman is in the director's chair, it's probably going to win all kinds of Best P... / Continue →
When the LAPD returns Angelina Jolie-character's lost son to her, she thinks it's a dream come true. That is, until she realizes, "Wait a minute, LAPD, this isn't my kid! This is a trained dolphin you've put in a special land suit and boy costume!" But, of course, the corrupt L... / Continue →
If you like dreamy, beautifully-shot, costume romance, pour yourself a rosé and tuck into this trailer for the latest take on the frequently-adapted Emily Brontë tale, Wuthering Heights. Directed by Oscar winner Andrea Arnold, the film is already being highly praised for its st... / Continue →