Oct 20 2008Anacondas Scion Proves Deadlier Than Ancestors!

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I have problems with the MTV video player thing, so I haven't actually watched this clip from Anaconda 3: The Offspring. However, I'm willing to wager the reputations of David Hasselhoff and John Rhys-Davies that it's worthwhile. I mean, we're talking anaconda offspring, for god's sake. The progeny of giant snakes, back to avenge their giant snake forefathers! We would be so fucked if David Hasselhoff wasn't around to murder them:

I hope that worked for you. If not, I think it's on DVD tomorrow, so just buy it and support David Hasselhoff's insatiable desire for burgers. God bless.

Reader Comments

Where's the mother fuckin' snakes in this mother fuckin' clip?!

"Porkchop Sandwiches!"

Sorry, I just assumed there would be snake(s).

Does someone say "pork chop sandwiches" in it? That would make up for lack of snakes, I'd think.

the hoff reminds me of my dad in so many drunken ways...

Is Hoff drunk during this clip? Because it's either that or he had a stroke.

you know who should make more movies?

not david hasselhoff, thats who

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