Sep 8 2008What a Terrible Teaser for That Japanese Bird Person Movie
Well, here's the teaser trailer* for Gatchaman, the CGI adaptation of that anime where everyone is always wearing bird costumes and that's all I remember about it.
*By teaser trailer, I mean it's ten seconds of some cars doing things and a spaceship leaving, and only teases you in the sense of mockery you feel after watching it.
My favorite part was when the cars did the thing, and then the spaceship left. What was yours?


Reader Comments
1. That Guy - September 8, 2008 1:09 PM
You can stop stealing commentary from Topless Robot.
2. jeremy carnes - September 8, 2008 1:10 PM
FIRST!!!!
3. will - September 8, 2008 1:39 PM
G Force... That's what they called it when it aired in the late seventies in the US
4. Cyrus - September 8, 2008 2:14 PM
do i hear Transformer soundtrack?? lol
5. Qwailo - September 8, 2008 2:30 PM
@4. Errmmm yeah. I'm a tranny fan boy of 22 years and i can safely say...thats a track from last years Transformers movie. Someones in for a Bay-bashing!
6. Emode - September 8, 2008 3:00 PM
It sounds like the batman theme
7. Emode - September 8, 2008 3:03 PM
Naaah, that's my shitty speakers. When connected to Hi-End Stereo it sounds more like Gary Numan
8. Elmo - September 8, 2008 3:03 PM
Sounds like the *duh duh duh duh duh duuh* theme
9. Meg - September 8, 2008 3:27 PM
"It sounds like the batman theme"
Which, coincidently, the Transformers theme ripped off. Woo!
10. Dura - September 8, 2008 5:54 PM
@5 your a tranny fan boy?
11. K lee - September 8, 2008 7:24 PM
Looks like Fifth Element had a baby the Wachowskis' Speed Racer, and then that baby threw up.
12. Kock - September 8, 2008 11:23 PM
that's not a teaser... that's MOCK TEAZER.
13. Dinges - September 9, 2008 4:08 AM
But do we actually SEE the spaceship leaving....?
That might be the biggest clue.