Sep 26 2008'Valkyrie' Poster: Looks Like the New Season of 'Mad Men' Has Nazis
This is what you get when you MapQuest* "Tom Cruise, other stern men in suits."
*Never use Google Maps. You're always going to want that MapQuest.
Valkyrie Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. Ramon M. - September 26, 2008 1:11 PM
nice to see Bryan Singer isn't known as the director of Superman Returns.
But I'll never forget.
2. CaptainMorgan - September 26, 2008 1:46 PM
This is the 7th one? What happened to the first 6 Valkyrie movies? This one has an elven dwarf in the lead role.
3. EthanDuke - September 26, 2008 1:50 PM
Wow, a bunch of great British actors, and whose that shrimp in the foreground?
4. K lee - September 26, 2008 2:42 PM
I still kind of want to see it, but I'm terrified it will horrible... but at least Eddie Izzard is there with a German accent. I can daydream about his Heimlich maneuver routine if the movie drags.
5. jakal - September 26, 2008 2:46 PM
Awww. These are the GOOD Nazis.
6. fdsfdsfr4d - September 26, 2008 4:36 PM
- "based on the incredible true story" -> is the English language really that difficult? it should say "incredibly true story"
- "many saw evil, they dared to stop it" -> they were a bunch of scared assholes as well, just like the rest. if they would have had balls they would have simply pulled a gun and killed Hitler with one shot in the head, not a phony timer bomb under his table.
7. LenS - September 26, 2008 9:45 PM
"MANY SAW EVIL.
THEY DARED TO STOP IT."
Wow. So Hitler was actually killed by Stauffenberg and the war ended right then? I don't recall that version of history. Must be the Scientology version.
8. sam - September 27, 2008 1:03 AM
also kinda Ocean's 11-y.
and has Tom Cruise's scientology image that bad that he wants everyone to associate his name with a swastika now?
props for the Mad Men tip.
they sure look gay.
where's Tom going, btw? his bendy leg is confusing me.
9. CaptainMorgan - September 27, 2008 4:23 PM
I think Tom is just showing us that he can balance on one foot. Pretty good Tom!
It's also in his contract that he 'appear' to be the biggest on the poster. His picture is 'taller' than everyone else, his name is bigger too. Can't fool me, you dwarfed midget nugget. It's all about ego.
10. Og - September 27, 2008 7:41 PM
This December, Tom Cruise is: The Lord of the Dance
11. mutt - September 29, 2008 8:03 AM
Ironic since scientology is banned in Germany as a religion and is under surveillance by the Germans version of the FBI....oh well.
we should all take a leaf out of their book and do the same.