Sep 4 2008Tom Cruise Continuing Fun Role Streak with 'Shrek 4'?
Tom Cruise is rumored to be up for the villainous lead in Shr4k 4. See guys? You all thought Tom Cruise was a crazy, high-ranking member of a powerful cult capable of poisoning Katie Holmes both mentally and physically, but you sure were wrong. He's just a fun guy, who likes fun, and doing fun things, like fun bit parts in Tropic Thunder, and fun voices in Shrek. It's just like when everyone thought he was gay, and then, bam, next thing you knew he's having babies with a woman, proving people wrong again--almost as if his entire life is carefully orchestrated to keep him looking favorable in the public eye. But we all know Tom Cruise would never do something like that. He's just too much of a cool, laid-back, fun dude, who might be in S4rek.
Reader Comments
1. theotheraaron - September 4, 2008 7:20 PM
ive had just about enough of that guy. i didnt even think he was that funny in tropic thunder.
2. mtk - September 4, 2008 7:50 PM
Agreed, theotheraaron. Liking Tom Cruise after seeing Tropic Thunder is a bit like liking Al Gore after seeing An Inconvenient Truth. He's still the same shitbowl, merely repackaged by his publicists as "new and improved".
I just hope S4rek is a hit so we can have 5hrek.
3. Jay - September 4, 2008 8:19 PM
Keep them Shrek's a-comin! No doubt TC will be typecasted as the hideous villian. Although the villians in Shrek are lightweights. Don't phone it in Tom!!
4. j - September 4, 2008 10:40 PM
#2
Except Al Gore was right about the 'crazy' ideas he had....
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6. Zyclonis - September 5, 2008 11:27 AM
@ #5 Take your skin off.
That pic at the top says it all about Cruise. If the guy would have kept his personal life in the 'closet' everyone would still like him as much as they always had. Now, he just seems like some over-the-top annoying psycho.
7. bar room hero - September 5, 2008 11:33 AM
...I cant' even stand to watch his movies anymore.
This guy has always been pretentious, but now he is also a psycho!
8. TomFAN - September 5, 2008 6:52 PM
What´s f..king wrong with you people, is the whole world f..king retarded, Tom Cruise is the SHIT. Not only is he a great actor(Born on the..., Magnolia, Minority Report) but he is also funny as f..k. What the h..l does is private life have to do with his movies or acting. He could enjoy eating whale p..sy for all I care, I would still enjoy him on screen.
9. Elmo - September 5, 2008 6:53 PM
eek!
10. Bobeyo - September 6, 2008 10:53 AM
Eh, I don't give a shit about an actor's personal life. I've seen Tom Cruise in quite a few movies that I like, and he was good in all of them, so that's all that matters to me. But they would have offer me at least half of whatever Tom Cruise is getting paid to convince me to even consider watch S4rek 4.
11. TootieP - September 9, 2008 11:58 AM
I love Tom Cruise!
Forget all the shit about his personal life, which we probably don't even have a clue about. Just remember how awesome he was before all that shit. He's funny as hell and loves life!
Tom haters you are just sad :(
12. skeezer - September 10, 2008 5:18 PM
Al Gore is fat.
13. sebastianudo - September 11, 2008 11:12 PM
es un grande Tom Cruise,nos regalo alguna de las mejores pelis de nuestra vida ,es lamentable que la gente lo critique por sus creencias o por su supuesta homosexualidad ¿who cares? Tom yo te banco
saludos