Someone Letting Brett Ratner Direct 'Conan'?
September 18, 2008 Comments
Brett Ratner, who's been busy keeping himself relevant with non-stop talk of a Guitar Hero movie, has reportedly been offered a Conan movie. From Dread Central:
We got word today that Nu Image is offering the long-awaited new Conan movie to, of all people, Brett Ratner. Over the years there have been so directors circling this project, everyone from Robert Rodriguez to Rob Zombie, the fact that Brett Ratner might actually attach himself to this and make it a reality is almost enough to make one wish they’d just stop trying to bring Robert E. Howard’s creation back to the big screen.
Hey, Bret Ratner, are you thinking what I'm thinking? That Conan gets mystically teleported to modern day New York City, where he competes in a Guitar Hero tournament, and the tagline is "He's a real barbarian on the axe"? I worry you are.