Sep 29 2008'Seven Pounds' Trailer Helps Everyone It Touches (Up to Seven People)
Whoops, sorry for the late start. Here's the trailer for Seven Pounds, more aggressive melodrama from the Pursuit of Happyness team of director Gabriele Muccino and dramatic thespian Will Smith. Smith did some undefined wrong in the past, and now he's going to help some people in a unmentionable way. I can't take all the vagueness and touching, Pax Network-level drama!
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He's totally going to heal Rosario Dawson's heart condition and bring sight to Woody Harrelson's blind eyes, because Will Smith is a Christ figure. (Both his character and actual Will Smith.)
Reader Comments
1. Bobby O - September 29, 2008 1:28 PM
Wow, healing the blind....He really is legend. Hope his son plays the feisty kid with a heart of gold. And lupus.
2. Elmo - September 29, 2008 3:02 PM
seven pounds? like, in England? woah...
But the trailer looks like something really cute and mushy... might be good.
He is Christ, after all.
3. mike - September 29, 2008 3:31 PM
20 bucks says he wants to kill himself and help these 7 people by donating his body parts to them:
heart, kidneys, lungs, liver, pancreas, corneas and acting talent?
he feels like he can help them because he knows he's a match for them. boom.
4. Markus - September 29, 2008 3:41 PM
Wow. This looks like ... crap.
But I guess Christians and the like will love it. And cry during the movie.
5. Elmo - September 29, 2008 4:45 PM
Just watched it again: It does look like crap. Where are all the gorey, sick movies for the holidays?!
6. JimmyJ - September 29, 2008 5:42 PM
it is obvious he's going to kill himself and donate his organs to these seven people right?
7. Andy - September 30, 2008 1:14 AM
Seriously, haven't we seen this before in a Will Smith movie? This looks so uninspired and dull.