Sep 5 2008Richard Gere Still Loves Diane Lane SO HARD (in Japanese)

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Here's the Japanese trailer for my new favorite piece of meno-porn (menopause porn, obviously), Nights in Rodanthe. Do you think Japanese subtitles and more hilariously melodramatic exposition are gonna stop Richard Gere from loving Diane Lane, or stop her from saving his heart, which is ironic since he's the heart surgeon? No way in hell, buddy. If anything, the subtitles make him love her MORE. Now you get his professions of clichéd love in FOUR languages: English, Japanese, the International Language of (middle-aged) Love, and the language of your own tearful, deliberate applause. So romantic. So romantic.

I'm more convinced than ever that the black friend is a ghost.

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1. theotheraaron - September 5, 2008 12:25 PM

diane lane... mmmph, yeah!

2. fdsfdsfr4d - September 5, 2008 1:43 PM

JAMES FRANCO DOES IT AGAIN! how many movies has he seriously been in this year? its ridiculous!!!

3. jesse - September 5, 2008 1:47 PM

This year? Shit he's been in at least 72 since the end of June.

4. Eville1 - September 5, 2008 3:39 PM

Diane Lane is still hot. I'd die a happy man in a Diane Lane Maria Bello Sammich.

5. TootieP - September 9, 2008 11:52 AM

Ewww Richard Gere just comes across to me as a big old pervert. He gives me the creeps. He is so not worthy of Diane Lane!

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