Sep 16 2008Red-Band 'Role Models' Trailer Pours Sugar on My D
Here's the red-band, cuss-filled trailer to Role Models, the comedy written, directed, and starring various The State people you're probably better off liking. It earns bonus points for including a child drawing a crude portrayal of Beyonce pouring sugar on his dick, but loses many more for being so overtly uplifting and setting much of the action to the tune of a Matchbox Twenty song. Who knew those guys were still making their idea of music? Regardless, in the end, this still seems alright, but just barely. You won me over again, Paul Rudd.
Ha! White kids are nerdy and black kids are sassy!
Reader Comments
1. Daniel - September 16, 2008 1:22 PM
Yeah, it looked good for the first 2 minutes or so. last 30 seconds make me think the farrley brothers are directing it.
2. Eddie - September 16, 2008 2:00 PM
This looks pretty funny, some kind of shit me and my friend would get into.
3. Jerod Cykoski - September 16, 2008 2:05 PM
Eddie, if you mean by you and your hand and some spit love; we get it.
4. mike rackhabbit - September 16, 2008 2:09 PM
yes l.a.r.p. represent!
5. momboelitist - September 16, 2008 2:13 PM
Gee, penis jokes and everything! I hope there are plenty of fart jokes and at least 50 F bombs for each page of dialogue.
I'm almost wetting my pants in anticipation.
6. characterzer0 - September 16, 2008 2:22 PM
Sounds more like Jimmy Eat World than Matchbox 20... I don't think Rob Thomas has ever written a song with that much pep to it, preferring to stick with midtempo wankfests.
7. the sysop - September 16, 2008 2:37 PM
sounds like the shitty killers to me. nothing like saving yourself 2 hours and watching the whole movie in 2 minutes, although the red-band makes the movie look way funnier vs the trailer i saw for tropic thunder.
and yay for harold without kumar.
ask me http://www.howtolosegirls.com
8. TetraShiva - September 16, 2008 3:06 PM
Looks good. Will probably have a few laughs. McLovin can't hurt.
9. Crystal - September 16, 2008 3:56 PM
yup, i bet Eddie's a regular Paul Rudd! Please tell us about your exploits!
10. SevanSins - September 16, 2008 4:20 PM
The sugar likeness is uncanny.
11. Mr. Wisdumb - September 16, 2008 5:27 PM
#4 Mike... if you like LARPing (or making fun of it), check out this film I made: http://www.wisdumb.com/blog/?p=8
12. TL - September 16, 2008 6:27 PM
I can't adjust the volume in this silly embedded player. It pops up when I hover over it, but then pops down before I can grab it. Cock tease.
13. Dinges - September 17, 2008 4:47 AM
@12 It does that to me too. All the time. The little slut...
14. what? - September 17, 2008 8:13 AM
IT IS matchbox twenty, you haven't heard that song before?
15. the sysop - September 17, 2008 2:23 PM
i haven't.... one reason would be that i think matchbox twenty totally fucking blow
16. Brandon - September 17, 2008 7:24 PM
Now, if that kids had said his mom was dead after Stiffler's comment, and then stiffler said, "I thought she flet a little clammy," that would have been funnier.
17. sharpie - September 18, 2008 1:17 PM
i loled a couple times
18. Penis Face - September 23, 2008 9:54 PM
I think you're all fags.
19. Micheal - September 29, 2008 9:27 PM
actually, thats rob thomas without matchbox.
hard to believe but painfully true.