Sep 22 2008Nicolas Cage is The Transporter for Witches
Is there any role Nicolas Cage can't play? No. He can and should play every role. A skeleton motorcyclist? Nailed it. John Travolta wearing the face of Nicolas Cage? Swish. A National Treasure? Yes, he definitely is. And now he's also a 14th century knight escorting a purported witch. From Variety:
Nicolas Cage will reteam with director Dominic Sena for the supernatural thriller “Season of the Witch” for Relativity Media.Story chronicles the journey of 14th century knights transporting a girl suspected of being the witch responsible for spreading the Black Plague.
I hope he plays it really stilted and raspy-voiced, and there's a scene where the witch girl is holding him and she whispers, "Why won't you let me get close to you?" And his raspy voice responds, "Because you might have the Black Plague. Plus, there's the witch thing," and then he has to defy the king's will to save her. I expect nothing less from the team that brought us Gone in Sixty Seconds.
Reader Comments
1. the sysop - September 22, 2008 2:16 PM
first again? yea i got a life. but seriously that moustache only makes NC even look more of a DOUCHE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. G - September 22, 2008 2:34 PM
Nick Cage looks special needs.
3. Jayfournines - September 22, 2008 3:25 PM
Anything to keep him from making more action films where he dons horrible hairpieces and or Ghostrider Two:Eurotrip
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4. Mac - September 22, 2008 4:12 PM
As long as he drop kicks a chick in the face a la Wickerman, I'll be happy.
5. Brianna - September 22, 2008 8:52 PM
@ Mac -
you mean punches a lady whilst in a bear suit? like this?
http://r2ch.mirror.waffleimages.com/i/20/2073dda495a47632f7d3da74bb62eca5ec415f21.gif
6. Mac - September 22, 2008 11:29 PM
@Brianna- That was great, but for me, Cage drop kicking Leelee Sobieski into a wall was the greatest moment in cinema history.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=nic+cage+wicker+man&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:of
~45 seconds in, but the whole vid is gold.
7. Dinges - September 23, 2008 4:51 AM
Hahaha that clip IS gold. Thanks for that!
8. YaBoy - September 23, 2008 5:51 AM
Damnnnnn Cage IS And Stays a G for realll. Just keep tearing
de fuck up those movies (in a good way)
9. Celebrity Outhouse - September 23, 2008 4:51 PM
Nic Cage has turned into one of the worst actors these days. He goes from doing several commercial crap films in a row to all of a sudden doing movies like Adaptation, then hes right back to doing the bad movies...BangKok!
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