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Maybe 'xXx 3' Will Be About Extreme Skin Grafting

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When xXx: Hey, Xander Cage, which was the name of the main character, is back! was announced last week, several commenters were quick to point out that in xXx 2: Ice Cube, it's revealed that Vin Diesel was killed on a mission. But did you guys realize that on the director's cut of the DVD, there's a horrible short film where you can see the actual death of Xander (as portrayed by a suspiciously silent body double only shown from behind)? You probably didn't, because no one buys the xXx director's cut, but if you had, you'd have seen Xander enters a building, and then the building explodes! And if you're thinking he could have made it out, you're way off. How do I know? Because the section of neck flesh that bears the xXx tattoo is blown clear of the debris and held up to the camera! Insanity:

Why have no lingerie girls ever said they're going to fuck me until my eyeballs implode? Oh, right, because that's a really bizarre thing to say to someone.

(via /Film)

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