'Marley & Me' Poster Meets Your Most Base Needs

September 5, 2008 Comments

I couldn't figure out why this poster for Marley & Me made me care more about this movie than anything else on Earth. Then I remembered Maslow's hierarchy of needs:

Ohhh, yeah. I always forget that puppies and anger-inducing puns are on there. That explains why I'm more concerned with Jennifer Aniston than friendship or my own personal safety.

Marley & Me poster [JoBlo]

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