'Inkheart' Poster: Reading Makes Brendan Fraser Die Inside

September 18, 2008 Comments

You know those posters you'd see at the library as a kid, where it was like a photo of Michael J. Fox or William Hurt or some other celebrity with a book, and it said "READ", and you were like, "Sure, I'll read, but who the fuck is William Hurt? I'm eight"? Brendan Fraser should never be allowed to make one of those.

Inkheart Poster [IMPA]

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