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'Exit Speed' is SO Intense!


I know you're probably still reeling from all of Caroline in the City's running ability claims in yesterday's trailer for Exit Speed, but it's time to get it together, people. There are new clips.

First, we have a clip simply, appropriately titled "Bus Attack," in which we learn that the outlaws are "cool", only to find out that the bikers aren't outlaws at... they're nomads! (The two are mutually exclusive.) And what's more, they're part of a gang called... ready? Satan's Little Helpers! Yeesh. Throwing bottles and performing synchronized swimming moves while doing wheelies is their primary method of intimidation:

Here's a second clip, where the bus hits a boat:

I'm sorry. It's a slow news day.

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