Sep 22 2008'Bedtime Stories' Overtakes 'Click' as Most Nightmarish Adam Sandler Comedy Concept
Here's the trailer for the new Adam Sandler movie in which a pair of reckless child-gods impose their will upon humanity. At the children's mere mention, puerile whims--like the desire for gumballs to rain from the heavens, without regard to logic, safety, or how much it seems like a Sony Bravia commercial--are met without question. Uncontrollable juvenile omnipotence always makes for such great family comedy.
At least with Click you knew that breaking the remote would stop Sandler from having absolute power. With these kids, you might have to kill them. Or at least make them stop interrupting the bedtime stories.
Reader Comments
1. Mcfeely Smackup - September 22, 2008 2:54 PM
First!
I have no other comment about this abortion
2. Dracula Jones - September 22, 2008 2:54 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_a_Good_Life_(The_Twilight_Zone)
3. hitler - September 22, 2008 3:13 PM
Why do people continue to spend money on his movies???
One must truly be retarded to still find his schtick funny.
4. the sysop - September 22, 2008 3:17 PM
Operaman, why have you forsaken me.
ask me http://www.howtolosegirls.com
5. Mr. Mason - September 22, 2008 3:32 PM
I initially read the final tagline as 'Coming TRUE CHRISTMAS DAY', which made me wonder what False Christmas Day was. Someone's birthday? Christmas? THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER XMASES BEFORE ME.
It's funny watching comedians eventually do children's material, but in the case of Adam Sandler's Inkheart -- pardon, Bedtime Stories; the idea of him Vs. Brendan Fraser is like Alien Vs. Predator...no matter who wins, we lose.
6. Zyclonis - September 22, 2008 3:40 PM
Go to hell, Courtney Cox!
7. K Lee - September 22, 2008 5:53 PM
This sounds exactly like something AWESOM-O would have pitched to movie execs on South Park.
8. Harry Coe - September 22, 2008 6:06 PM
No, I cannot "dig it."
9. Hooplah! Hooplah! - September 22, 2008 6:15 PM
oh my god AWESOME-O
xD
this looks kindof cute, for your weird kids who want to se every Adam Sandler movie but you don't want them to get too screwed up yet....
10. hey-o - September 22, 2008 6:56 PM
is it just me or is that opening exterior shot from 40 year old virgin? there's even a volvo.
11. Robyn - September 23, 2008 1:38 AM
The hell? Did I just see Russell Brand in there? ...Why?
12. will - September 23, 2008 3:51 AM
maah it doesn't look TOO mind-crushingly bad. The constantly shifting story-reality might be entertaining enough to make me watch the whole thing. That futuristic stadium looked pretty sweet, I gotta say...
13. Sandler Sucks - September 23, 2008 6:03 AM
Goddamn Adam Sandler sucks. Not just sucks, but really really REALLY sucks. He's not funny now, and he never has been. It truly boggles the mind as to why he achieved any level of popularity whatsoever, what with his dead eyes, expressionless face and piss poor acting abilities. Truly the epitome of lowest common denominator humour.
14. Comradebigmouth - September 23, 2008 6:49 AM
My holy fuck.
Sandler has to be the most consistent actor ever!
Turd after turd after turd!
15. Drunkman - September 23, 2008 7:17 AM
Most nightmarish movie ever...what about Don't Mess with the Zohan??
16. silverdollar - September 23, 2008 12:00 PM
10, you're right!! it looks exactly the same!
17. Burt - September 25, 2008 12:22 PM
Assholes be ripping off Richard Bachman's 'The Regulators' of all things; simply changing the genre. Nice one Sandy, you loudly unoriginal oaf