Sep 19 2008Anna Faris Won't Pretend To Be Famous Deepthroater
In movies about women famous for oral sex abilities news, Anna Faris told Moviehole she has dropped out of a biopic on Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace because she'd rather concentrate on making more awful comedies:
Faris says she's going to "stick to comedies" - like her latest venture, "The House Bunny" - for the meantime, noting that the Lovelace role would be a bit too heavy at this stage in her career.
Look, Anna Faris, I don't care if you do a Linda Lovelace biopic, but please, do anything but something comparable to The House Bunny. Do you have some kind of detestable-comedy Stockholm Syndrome from your time as a hostage in the Scary Movie franchise? Stop defending them, Anna. Find yourself a nice dramedy and settle down. You're at least marginally better than this.
Reader Comments
1. Ravage - September 19, 2008 3:38 PM
Think we can talk her into doing the Traci Lords Bio? Oh wait she is to old. Never mind.
(Sorry just wanted to comment)
2. Hooplah! Hooplah! - September 19, 2008 4:17 PM
who is she? the wannabe slut bunny?
3. dave - September 19, 2008 4:42 PM
No, she isn't.
4. Hooplah! Hooplah! - September 19, 2008 4:49 PM
In the movie, you know? that one movie....
5. Daniel - September 19, 2008 6:03 PM
Anna Faris is waaay too pretty to play Linda Lovelace, maybe Katie Holmes is available
6. Stuey - September 20, 2008 9:27 PM
I wish she would amp it up a bit but I guess if you arent ready you arent ready.
She will always be Samantha to me from Just Friends. Loved that movie
7. momboelitist - September 22, 2008 12:57 PM
"You're at least marginally better than this."
I beg to differ.
8. Matt - September 25, 2008 9:58 AM
momboelitist, I disagree. I think she did a fairly good job in Entourage. I wouldn't mind seeing her in a film that didn't make me want to cry blood.
9. Future Has Been - September 27, 2008 6:22 PM
Did she just flat out admit...she can't act?
10. vahid - April 3, 2009 3:32 PM
ok
11. vahid - April 3, 2009 3:33 PM
ok