Anna Faris Won't Pretend To Be Famous Deepthroater
September 19, 2008 Comments
In movies about women famous for oral sex abilities news, Anna Faris told Moviehole she has dropped out of a biopic on Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace because she'd rather concentrate on making more awful comedies:
Faris says she's going to "stick to comedies" - like her latest venture, "The House Bunny" - for the meantime, noting that the Lovelace role would be a bit too heavy at this stage in her career.
Look, Anna Faris, I don't care if you do a Linda Lovelace biopic, but please, do anything but something comparable to The House Bunny. Do you have some kind of detestable-comedy Stockholm Syndrome from your time as a hostage in the Scary Movie franchise? Stop defending them, Anna. Find yourself a nice dramedy and settle down. You're at least marginally better than this.