And That's Why You Never Use the Internet at Starbucks

I got an email today from Dimension regarding the straight-to-DVD sci-fi horror, Pulse 2. This is the plot:
The world has been reshaped by the invasion of ghosts via the wireless internet.
That's all you should need to know. Put it in your Netflix queue by September 30.
Rob Zombie has decided to film another remake of The Blob, eliminating the one element I would consider definitive of The Blob:
`My intention is not to have a big red blobby thing, that’s the first thing I want to change,' Zombie said. `That gigantic Jello-looking thing might ... / Continue →
Their most valuable player is rest in peace! Coming soon to DVD, Blaxwell Smart's directorial debut, Frankenhood:
Motown (DeRay Davis) and Darius (Jasper Redd) work in a morgue, trading put-downs and toiling among the most undemanding of customers. But outside of their decided... / Continue →
I hope you're ready for more non-descript terror, people, because The Thing is returning to the screen in an all-new, more computer-generated form:
Universal will add a new chapter to "The Thing," lining up another take on the paranoid horror classic most recently brought to t... / Continue →

