Aug 8 2008Viggo's Hat Can Barely Keep the Photoshop Filter from His Eyes in 'Appaloosa' Poster
Here's the poster for Appaloosa, the upcoming Western starring Ed Harris as Old West Guy, Viggo Mortensen as Old West Guy Also, and Renee Zellweger as Female Beetlejuice.
Reader Comments
1. Chris - August 8, 2008 3:43 PM
God, lensflare is so hot right now.
2. Right Fury - August 8, 2008 5:26 PM
Too bad renee z isn't
3. Poore Richard - August 8, 2008 6:08 PM
Looks great, Ed Harris making a western. And feelings do get you killed, that's why I got a labotomy
4. Liz - August 8, 2008 11:13 PM
Everything about this poster is just slightly off, including the lens flair. Being a Photoshop whiz does not make you a good graphic artist, apparently...
I never would have recognized that as Viggo Mortensen.
5. Buddy "Tough" Love - August 9, 2008 5:17 AM
Lens flare*. Flair is something that bitches who work at Shenanigan's wear (15 pieces minimum!)
Also...how does Renee Z get work? Seriously? She's got that lemon fuckin face, no tits... When she gets made fun of IN A MOVIE SHE'S COSTARRING IN (Me, Myself and Irene) and the star (Jim Carrey) annihilates her in that way she needs to give it up.
Great movie, nothing wrong with her performance, but she needs tits.
6. Tom - August 9, 2008 8:07 AM
I am such a sucker for Viggo Mortensen with ridiculous facial hairs.
7. K A Jackson - August 9, 2008 11:58 AM
I am such a sucker for Viggo Mortensen ... period, facial hair or not, and with Ed Harris, I'll be waiting at the box office when this hits the movie theater.
8. whistle - August 11, 2008 9:09 AM
I thought lens flares were those little multicolored circles that light sources make on a lense, not the actual bright light shining from the light source (the kind you see without a lens)...
9. Tephlon - August 11, 2008 10:23 AM
@whistle: Lensflare only happens when you have a lens. I strongly doubt you've ever seen "bright light shining from the light source" like this without a lens.
10. Morono - August 11, 2008 3:30 PM
@ no1
please, for the love of humanity do 1 or more of the following:
- learn shit before you say shit
- kill yourself
11. Morono - August 11, 2008 3:31 PM
actually it was meant for no. 9 but anyway, have a nice day
12. Phuck You You Phucking Phucks - August 12, 2008 2:47 AM
I'm sick of you stupid fucks bashing perfectly well-done Photoshop techniques. Are you stupid fuckers doing better work? I doubt it. Goddamn stupid motherfucking, baby raping, sister humping piece of steaming corn-ridden shitheads.
13. TommyP - August 13, 2008 5:25 AM
The Female Beetlejuice reference took me a minute - I was thinking Miss Kitty.
Course I even google'd that to make sure I was ok - the vitriolic posts for "lens flare" have me a bit nervous...