Aug 11 2008This 'Mall Cop' Video is Going to Go So Viral You'll Need a Once-Daily Pill to Fight It
You guys have got to see this crazy video where this dude skateboards in a mall and spraypaints the outside wall. Crazy already, right? That's just the beginning! This stodgy old security guard on a Segway--who looks suspiciously like the King of Queens with a fake mustache--tries to stop him, but this skater guy is all like, "I don't think so, K.O.Q." and starts spraypainting the security guard! And doing awkward, repetitive improv with him! If there is ever a movie called Paul Blart: Mall Cop based on this completely unplanned event that I want to show all of my internet friends, I am totally going to see it. Then kill myself.
Reader Comments
1. Sam - August 11, 2008 1:07 PM
FIRST!
2. Nick - August 11, 2008 1:08 PM
That was remarkably unfunny.
3. Adam - August 11, 2008 1:11 PM
F'N STUPID! Not funny at all!
4. Andrew - August 11, 2008 1:16 PM
That punk on the skateboard is making a bad name for pretty much everyone, get a life man, this isn't funny
5. jaybone - August 11, 2008 1:21 PM
That PUNK is Mike Vallely and he'll totally wreck your fckn face and life. Youtube him.
6. Anthony - August 11, 2008 1:32 PM
I used to skateboard. I eventually quit to avoid looking like a douche bag. Not kidding.
7. Coweena - August 11, 2008 1:33 PM
Lamesauce! Whoever decided that this segment would be totally awesome for this skate video was sadly mistaken. If I were editing this together I would have cut the whole scene in a heartbeat.
8. colonel squeeze - August 11, 2008 1:36 PM
5, If by "wreck your fckn face" you mean "make love to your butt via his comedy," then I'd believe you. If this is improv, they should be ashamed. If this is scripted, they should commit suicide and let me watch, because that's the only way I could imagine them being entertaining.
9. guy on the street - August 11, 2008 1:46 PM
Wow. I'm usually the guy speaking out against police overreacting and violence. I know this guy isn't police (if he were, that skateboarder would be dead, with about 50 bullet holes in him, BTW #5 a-hole-thinks-he's-all-that, get a life please), but I was hoping the guard would just go postal and smash that guy in the face with his own skateboard.
When did a kinda-cool fun toy/way to get around for KIDS become a legitimate social statement?
(before all you boarders answer, that was rhetorical)
10. Julian - August 11, 2008 1:47 PM
I saw this a few weeks ago. I was really of disappointed that Kevin James would actually participate in this.
11. Amphetadex - August 11, 2008 2:31 PM
@10: Well, it's not like Kevin James hasn't already starred in such phenomenal films as Hitch and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. :P
12. Sam - August 11, 2008 2:39 PM
Yep....Burlington mall in Burlington,MA....they were filming for this shit show all spring.
13. Andrew - August 11, 2008 2:46 PM
ahahahaha wreck my face and life?? Is that something he does?? what a douche
14. random man - August 11, 2008 2:51 PM
Wow a well known skater and a crap comedian, this will be huge NOT.
15. mr.niceguy - August 11, 2008 5:25 PM
This can't be real, couldn't the guard called for back up or something? Completely FAKE!!
16. Racer X - August 11, 2008 8:32 PM
FAIL.
17. Virals blow - August 11, 2008 9:05 PM
so I guess we'll be attending ur funeral on 1.17.09 since Sony's "Mall Cop" aka Untitled Kevin James "comedy" directed by Steve Carr (the masterful auteur behind such classics as "Are we done yet?", "Daddy Day Care" and "Dr. Doolittle 2" (!!!)) and produced by Adam Sandler is skedded for release Jan 16, 2009...so get ready for another 6 f'ing months of unfunny youtube BS...yaaaayyyyyy....
We'll miss u...I Watch Stuff guy.....
18. eric - August 12, 2008 12:11 AM
lol was that planned or what?
19. Kim - August 12, 2008 9:48 AM
burlington mall! they had the UGLIEST xmas decorations up all spring for this
dumb movie..
20. Lance Mountain - August 12, 2008 1:24 PM
It's a movie you fckn idiots. It's not real!! Did it look real?? Wow, talk about stupid. I wish Mike Vallely would "wreck your fckn face and life" just so I could laugh....for like a minute.
Hey MikeV, you still owe me 200 bucks!!!
21. jez - August 13, 2008 6:30 AM
That skater is Mike Vallely and he's actually really the opposite of what he does in this video.