Aug 21 2008'Nights in Rodanthe' is the 'Citizen Kane' of Menoporn
Here's one for the ladies (over 40, who are lonely), or for anyone who likes laughing at menopause porn highlight reels composed entirely of melodrama moneyshots. "I made that to keep special things safe." "What keeps you safe?" God, Diane Lane, just let Richard Gere take care of you! You're special too! Why can't intentional comedy be this funny?
The only thing that could make this more perfect is if the black friend is revealed to be the ghost of a patient Richard Gere killed in surgery, but since every other predictable plot point is divulged in this four minute trailer, I have to assume she's corporeal.
I think I've got the tagline: "The only heart this surgeon can't save... is his own. And, no, this isn't a sequel to Dr. T and the Women."
Reader Comments
1. Serene - August 21, 2008 3:05 PM
Because they wanted to recreate the intoxicating magic of Unfaithful that can only occur between Richard Geere and Diane Lane.
2. TetraShiva - August 21, 2008 3:07 PM
My god. That trailer would not end.
Also... I have absolutely no reason to see this movie, now that I know exactly everything that happened.
3. Nick - August 21, 2008 3:13 PM
This looks absolutely terrible. Way to mess up having James Franco and guy from Law and Order.
4. Uncle Not Clever - August 21, 2008 4:10 PM
"I think I've got the tagline: 'The only heart this surgeon can't save... is his own. And, no, this isn't a sequel to Dr. T and the Women.'"
nicely done.
@TetraShiva - "My god. That trailer would not end. "
no kidding. imagine what sitting through the entire snooze fest would be like. yikes!
5. K Lee - August 21, 2008 10:47 PM
My favorite part of the one minute and 37 seconds I could force myself to watch was the look of "Fuck this shit, I'm phoning this one in" on James Franco's face.
6. e. - August 22, 2008 1:39 PM
wild horses? where did that come from?