Aug 21 2008New Posters Where 'Max Payne' Stares at the Ground

they're really laying on the wings symbolism aren't they. what with the random 'death angel' thingy from the last one and the arches here....

Maybe he's just ashamed. I mean, first 'The Happening' and now this?

@2. The Happening was badass...M.Nights best since Unbreakable.

Also this looks badass despite being PG-13...I love how loyal to the game they're being.

People bitch about the angels "Wtf they're aren't angels in Max Payne!? OMGWTFBBQ!" if you've ever actually played the games you know he has hallucinations quite a bit...I think the angels are badass.

Count Orlock, you keep using that word, "badass". I do not think it means what you think it means -- especially in reference to this movie.

I think this is a movie about a sad shotgun caddy. I don't think his left hand is even gripping anything and it looks like the added the gun. It looks like they added the hand too which doesn't make sense because why wouldn't they just use a hand that looked like it was trying to grip something?

I've never played this game so I have no attachment to it, but do the fans really want this? Why is it so easy to support a movie just because you play the game or like a comic? Don't they realize that these movies are pandering money sponges now? Does it make them feel like they have a voice now that the comics and games they like have been compiled into a movie?

I would rather see them make the movie loyal to the game then make the movie and attempt to create there "vision" of Max Payne.

For bad see: Resident Evil 1-2-3, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and anything Uwe Boll directed/wrote.

For good see: Silent Hill, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Mortal Kombat.

@5. You're right though..it looks like they just added in the hand and shotty.

why do movie posters look terrible?

"Mark Wahlberg: forever blurring the line between "pensive stare" and "hey, I think that's a quarter." "

Pure genius.

oh me mark wahlberg? just looking at my big ol penis

@9
cuz photoshop is being thought in school nowadays.

this looks horrible. max payne was a fun game, this looks like shit.
and

@2
the happening was "badass"? it more felt like bad in the ass.

brilliant, he has a "Hey, I stepped in dog shit" look on his face

@6: Wait, Silent Hill was good? And loyal to games? I don't remember either of those things. It must be because of my old age.

Otherwise, I agree with you.

Count Luvcock, you're an idiot. Nothing you say makes any sense. You're just..so... WRONG. Silent Hill was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. wanted to take back the time I wasted in seeing it. Anything by M Night is a giant crapfest, and 90% of peopIe who respect cinema will agree with me. The things you say are "badass" are in fact the opposite. I won't comment on the other shit, I will not agree with anything you say considering how stupid you are (You don't even know the proper usage of there they're and their, which is a sure sign of stupidity)

Please leave the Internet to the humans.

@12

I know right XD
His one eyebrow is cocked like ".......crap."

He looks like he's going through the maximum amount of pain a person could be going through.

You must not have played the game, then. He walks around looking like he's been constipated for a few years.

why do i keep thinking this is Matt Damon : /

I thought it was Matt Damon too.

The first poster looks like he is a giant puppet with strings.

He's saying ' Damn it! I forgot to buy the milk! '

"These hemorrhoids are so payneful. Will I ever ride a bike again?"