Aug 18 2008Kim Kardashian Wrestles Carmen Electra for Tragically Unfunny Arousal
Sex sells, so it's no surprise that, like Superhero Movie before it, Disaster Movie attempts to bring in viewers unaware of ways of procuring actual pornography (i.e., the internet) by promising a brief, cleavage-filled wrestling match. But what makes this clip astounding is how writer-director duo Friedberg and Seltzer are somehow able to make a cleavage-filled wrestling match so intensely frustrating. The secret? Beginning the catfight with a Wanted quote to give the illusion that humor and/or parody are involved (they aren't).
The press release promised a "hilarious new clip from DISASTER MOVIE with a sexy shout out from Carmen Electra." Was briefly referencing Twister the hilarious part? And was the aging sex symbol's half-hearted shilling really the sexy part? I have the feeling whoever writes these descriptions has given up even more than I have.
Reader Comments
1. Sam - August 18, 2008 11:25 AM
First!!!!!!!!!!
2. anonymizer - August 18, 2008 11:39 AM
Hmmmm. Kardashian getting back to what she's good at and built for. Pornography. Kudos to the casting director.
3. Will - August 18, 2008 11:56 AM
Not even hot. If Kim sold the suckerpunch maybe...
Also, hasn't there been a Twister joke like that in another movie, like Naked Gun or Airplane? Someone help me out, this is gonna bug me.
4. Celebrity Tits and Ass - August 18, 2008 12:07 PM
Personally I found this to be an interesting video. I have long loved the bodies on both of them, and would greatly enjoy watching this done nude in oil! :)
I guess Kim Just needs attention, and this was one way for her to get it.
A Kiss. Czarina.
5. Racer X - August 18, 2008 12:35 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar.
6. Jeremy - August 18, 2008 1:05 PM
No part of that clip made it move.
7. will - August 18, 2008 1:41 PM
Carmen Electra is, what, 50 years old? And Kim Kardashian has the face of a horse, and the ass of a.....well, horse. Why is this relevant again?
Lets see some clips of Farah Fawcett or maybe Carol Burnett, because they're as hot and relevant as these 2.
8. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 18, 2008 1:45 PM
wrasslin!
9. . - August 18, 2008 2:34 PM
just KITCH
10. Ferdinand Narcos - August 18, 2008 3:58 PM
What?Grandma versus The Ghetto Pump?
Rasslin' gold,methinks.
11. Frances - August 18, 2008 4:33 PM
2 whore pigs going at it...DISGUSTING!!!!!
12. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 6:55 PM
ALL WHITE MEN THINK ANYTHING OVER A SIZE 4 IS FAT.
JUST KEEP DATING YOUR BOYISH LOOKING ASIAN GIRLS AND CALL YOURSELF STRAIGHT MEN. HOW DARE YOU
WHITE MEN ARE THE REASON WHITE WOMEN ARE ANOREXIC
13. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 6:56 PM
ALL WHITE MEN THINK ANYTHING OVER A SIZE 4 IS FAT.
JUST KEEP DATING YOUR BOYISH LOOKING ASIAN GIRLS AND CALL YOURSELF STRAIGHT MEN. HOW DARE YOU
WHITE MEN ARE THE REASON WHITE WOMEN ARE ANOREXIC
14. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 6:57 PM
HOW CAN YOU WHITE MEN CALL ASIAN WOMEN (WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY, NOT EVEN A MAN A BOY!) ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU CALL KIM FAT?
KIM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY PEDIOFILES.
15. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 7:00 PM
HOW CAN YOU WHITE MEN CALL ASIAN WOMEN (WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY, NOT EVEN A MAN A BOY!) ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU CALL KIM FAT?
KIM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY PEDIOFILES.
16. Vera - August 18, 2008 7:20 PM
i'm asian and its actually black guys who love me...with the few white men with asian fetishes. and i definitely do not look like a boy. kim and carmen are hot. but this scene sucks.
17. Bobeyo - August 18, 2008 7:58 PM
HEY, JENN! I HAVE ANOTHER ARGUMENT FOR YOU:
PEOPLE WHO TALK IN ALL CAPS AND POST MULTIPLE COMMENTS IN A ROW ARE DOUCHEBAGS.
ALSO, CARMEN ELECTRA IS AN OLD HAG HASBEEN AND KIM KARDASHAWHATEVER IS A FATASS WHORE.
18. fdsfdsfr4d - August 18, 2008 8:04 PM
OH MY GOD. i thought it cudnt get worse after meet the spartans
BUT IT FUCKIN HAS
19. josh - August 18, 2008 8:52 PM
i dont think i find kim kardashian hot anymore.
20. Groucho - August 18, 2008 10:24 PM
Can this movie be even worse than the other "Movies"? Can it beat "Epic Movie" when it comes to being the worst of the worst? The answers to these and other questions nobody gives a shit about, coming up!
21. Chloe - August 19, 2008 5:17 AM
*yawn* im so sick of these stupid movies.
they're not funny anymore..
in fact, they were never funny.
22. FACE - August 19, 2008 7:38 AM
Comment #7 has to be from a fag.
23. dude - August 19, 2008 11:27 AM
Im with chloe. These movies are shit.
24. craigj - August 19, 2008 12:51 PM
I want that 1:30 of my life back ...
25. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone - August 19, 2008 1:47 PM
The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal.
26. aikenhead - August 19, 2008 3:14 PM
something tells me that 'thatgurljenn' isnt havin much luck with the fellas.. might it be because she shops in the 'plus size' section of target?
27. Dean_addison - September 12, 2008 8:43 AM
Well first its the world ending by the hands of the swiss then this...i swear lets just chuck G.Bush back into power and let him press the big red button.
Game over guys.
28. brick - September 23, 2008 4:45 AM
what the deuce is a pediofile? someone who likes foot massages?
29. Gina Carano - August 19, 2009 4:09 AM
It is a good movie, I dont understand where the bitterness comes from
30. Bradley Hughes - December 27, 2009 3:44 PM
I have something sinister to present which involves a British pimp named Michael Mountstephen who owns Spooks whorehouse in CDO and openly admits that he has political protection from various politicians in CDO Philippines.
This is an election period and while I am not affiliated with any candidate my hope is to enlighten the voting populace as to these disgusting issues taking place in Cagayan de Oro City. I find it disturbing that these sickening things occur in CDO and hope truly that the politicians of that locality will address these issues as they without doubt are important to the constituents of this city.
Please see link for the pimps confession regarding buying protection from politicians in Cagayan de Oro Philippines so that he may engage in human trafficking and white slavery with absolute impunity to Philippine law.
If this pimp is lying and slandering the good politicians of CDO then he should face charges for his actions.
http://sexpatswallofshame.blogspot.com/2009/12/sexpats-whorehousesphilanthropists.html
31. ALBERTO - February 3, 2010 3:24 PM
Hello Readers,
I have been reading on the Internet about this perverted foreign national Gordon Elletson and find it greatly disturbing. One very disturbing post was on Topix as it had the victims , Xavier Madlangbayan, own mother Margie Madlangbayan stating in no uncertain terms that this predator has caused her son a great amount of psychological distress as the victim now worries that the foreign predator , Gordon Elletson, will hit him again. I honestly hope that the victims grandfather Dr. Severino Madlangbayan will take time out of his political campaigning to bring his grandsons abuser to justice. I think he is doing a admiral thing in seeking a city council seat in Iligan City but I hope he also has not given up on bringing his grandsons abuser to justice.
Below is a cut and pasted posting written by the victims mother, Margie Madlangbayan of Iligan City Philippines:
Pasted:
“PNP here in Iligan failed to deliver the subpoenas to our door for the three consecutive times they were supposed to.
this is what the Prosecutor’s office is using to re-open the case.there is no “due process of law.”
both my parents and i were present in the hearing last nov.20.and so was xavier.gordon was absent.his lawyer was there vying and fighting,as he is paid to do,but assistant prosecutor Sandra fought with her tooth and nail.we are still waiting for the resolution to arrive.i sent a text to Fiscal Macauyag,there is no resolution yet.
the judge looked at my kid and probably saw his own grand child,just a bigger version for doy is a big boy,he was even mistaken by gordon as being 12years old,but when the incident happened,he was just 7years old,and that was last year.
he kept asking
“mommy,is Gordon going to be there?what if he hits me again?”
i told him:
“Xavier,he will pay for what he did.He will never put his hands on you again,over my dead body.”
i know i haven’t posted much updated,thus the question why i have been so quiet… but trust me people,i haven’t forgotten what that man did to my son.i’m just being silent.watching.waiting.if the case doesn’t get reopened,do not assume it is over.all this is far from over.it has just begun”
32. Stan - February 9, 2010 1:34 AM
Sa Kinauukulan,
Dumating sa aking kaalaman na karamihan sa mga banyaga sa Cagayan de Oro ay nagbubuhay na para bang sila ay hindi mga estrangero. Ayon sa mga dayuhan, ang mga nasa posisyon ang siyang nagbigay sa kanila ng karapatang mamuhay ng normal sa naturang lugar. Umaasa ako na ang mga balitang dumating sa akin ay hindi totoo at kung magkagayon man ay kagagalitan ko ang mga hinirang na opesyal sa pangangalaga nila sa mga banyagang naninirahan ngayon sa Cagayan de Oro. Totoo kaya ang mga sinasabi ng mga nagmamalabis na mga banyaga? Kung hindi man totoo, hinihiling ko sa mga taong nasa posisyon na hanapin at paalisin sa lunsod ng Cagayan de Oro ang mga masasamang banyagang ito. Kung walang aksiyon na magaganap laban sa kanilang masasamang gawain, nangangahulugan lang na ang mga banyagang ito ay pinahihintulutan ng mga nasa kapangyarihan.
Ang unang Amerikanong banyaga ay nagngangalang Gordon B. Elletson. Si Gordon Elletson ay inaming siya ay nang-aabuso ng bata at ang taong inamin na siya ay merong kakulangan sa pag-iisip. Ang taong ito ay panganib sa mga naninirahan sa Cagayan de Oro. Nakaraang taon, Gordon Elletson malupit nitong sinalakay ang maliit na lalaking nagngangalang Xavier Madlangbayan sa outreach program ng US Embassy sa Pryce Plaza Hotel, Cagayan de Oro. Dahil dito, kinasuhan siya nga pang-aabuso, ngunit hindi ito nakahadlang sa kanyang paglabas at paggawa ng mga taluntunin tungkol sa kangyang kaso habang tinatawag ang lolo ng batang si Xavier na si Dr. Severino Madlangbayan na unggoy na kumakain ng saging. Idinimanda ng pamilyang Madlangbayan ngunit wala siyang maipakitang ebedensiya, dahilan kung bakit na absuwilto ang banyaga. Ang huling balita na narining ko ay tungkol sa paghahanap ni Dr. Severino Madlangbayan ng paraan upang muling buksan ang kaso sa korte. Hindi pa nakuntento si Gordon Elletson kaya ipinagbandera niya ang mga nang-aakit na imahe ng mga batang babaeng nakasuot ng bra, ikinalat din sa internet ang tungkol sa pagliligo niya kasama ang mga batang babae at binabayaran ito kada araw. Ito ay nakakapambulabog talaga lalo pa at sinasabi ni Gordon Elletson na pinuprotektahan siya ng kanyang tagapagpangalaga na si Congressman Rufus Rodriguez ng ikalawang destrito ng Cagayan de Oro.
Ang ikalawang banyaga na dinudungisan at pinararatangan ng maling salita ang magandang pangalan ng Cagayan de Oro ay isang taga Britanya na nagngangalang Michael Mountstephen. Ang banyaga ay namamahala at nagmamay-ari ng isang club na ang pangunahing pinagkakakitaan ay pagbubugaw ng mga babae sa Cagaayan de Oro, pilipinas. Ang hamak na banyaga ay namumuhay sa pamamagitan ng pagsasamantala sa mga pinay at tahasang inaamin ito sa mga pampublikong usapan sa internet. Hindi lang niya ginamit ang mga pinay para kumita, binandera din niya sa Philippine Department of Tourism ang tungkol sa kanilang operasyon sa website na www.spooks.com. Sinulatan namin ang direktor ng DOT 10 sa pamamagitan ng electronic mail at tahasang sinabi namin na ang naturang establisyemento ay hindi rehistrado sa DOT 10 at hindi din ito maaaring marehistro kailanman. Sa kabila ng ginawa namin laban kay Michael Mountstephen, patuloy parin ang pagbabalita niya sa mga publikong pag-uusap na ang kanyang establisyemento ay rehistrado sa DOT 10. Ang nakapangbubulabog pa dito ay tahasan nitong sinasabi sa pampublikong pag-uusap na ang city mayor at iba pang politiko ay kasamang nangangalaga sa kanya sa Cagayan de Oro City.
Totoo nga kaya ang mga pinagsasabi ng mga banyagang ito? Ang kapangyarihan iginawad ng mga mamamayan sa mga politikong ito ay ginamit lang ba upang pagsamantalahan ang mga bata, upang suportahan ang mga taong nang-aabuso at ginangawang alipin ang mga pinoy? Umaasa ako na ang mga balitang ito ay hindi totoo, at sanay magsilbi itong hamon sa may mga kapangyarihan na tuunan ng pansin ang naturang masasamang gawain at ang iba pang gumagawa nito. Upang ipakita sa madla na ang ganitong elemento ay hindi dapat nagaganap sa loob ng lunsod. Isa po itong panawagan at sana ay matugunan ito ng madaliang pansin upang maipalathala ang hustisya.
Sa karagdangang detalye tungkol sa mga taong ito, maaari ninyong Makita ang ebidensiya na kinalap sa http://sexpatswallofshame.blogspot.com/. Dito makikita ninyo ang totoong kawalanghiyaang na aming sinasabi and sana nga ay matugunan ito ng pansin.
Buong Katapatan,
Stan