Aug 18 2008Kim Kardashian Wrestles Carmen Electra for Tragically Unfunny Arousal
Sex sells, so it's no surprise that, like Superhero Movie before it, Disaster Movie attempts to bring in viewers unaware of ways of procuring actual pornography (i.e., the internet) by promising a brief, cleavage-filled wrestling match. But what makes this clip astounding is how writer-director duo Friedberg and Seltzer are somehow able to make a cleavage-filled wrestling match so intensely frustrating. The secret? Beginning the catfight with a Wanted quote to give the illusion that humor and/or parody are involved (they aren't).
The press release promised a "hilarious new clip from DISASTER MOVIE with a sexy shout out from Carmen Electra." Was briefly referencing Twister the hilarious part? And was the aging sex symbol's half-hearted shilling really the sexy part? I have the feeling whoever writes these descriptions has given up even more than I have.
Reader Comments
1. Sam - August 18, 2008 11:25 AM
First!!!!!!!!!!
2. anonymizer - August 18, 2008 11:39 AM
Hmmmm. Kardashian getting back to what she's good at and built for. Pornography. Kudos to the casting director.
3. Will - August 18, 2008 11:56 AM
Not even hot. If Kim sold the suckerpunch maybe...
Also, hasn't there been a Twister joke like that in another movie, like Naked Gun or Airplane? Someone help me out, this is gonna bug me.
4. Celebrity Tits and Ass - August 18, 2008 12:07 PM
Personally I found this to be an interesting video. I have long loved the bodies on both of them, and would greatly enjoy watching this done nude in oil! :)
I guess Kim Just needs attention, and this was one way for her to get it.
A Kiss. Czarina.
5. Racer X - August 18, 2008 12:35 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar.
6. Jeremy - August 18, 2008 1:05 PM
No part of that clip made it move.
7. will - August 18, 2008 1:41 PM
Carmen Electra is, what, 50 years old? And Kim Kardashian has the face of a horse, and the ass of a.....well, horse. Why is this relevant again?
Lets see some clips of Farah Fawcett or maybe Carol Burnett, because they're as hot and relevant as these 2.
8. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 18, 2008 1:45 PM
wrasslin!
9. . - August 18, 2008 2:34 PM
just KITCH
10. Ferdinand Narcos - August 18, 2008 3:58 PM
What?Grandma versus The Ghetto Pump?
Rasslin' gold,methinks.
11. Frances - August 18, 2008 4:33 PM
2 whore pigs going at it...DISGUSTING!!!!!
12. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 6:55 PM
ALL WHITE MEN THINK ANYTHING OVER A SIZE 4 IS FAT.
JUST KEEP DATING YOUR BOYISH LOOKING ASIAN GIRLS AND CALL YOURSELF STRAIGHT MEN. HOW DARE YOU
WHITE MEN ARE THE REASON WHITE WOMEN ARE ANOREXIC
13. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 6:56 PM
ALL WHITE MEN THINK ANYTHING OVER A SIZE 4 IS FAT.
JUST KEEP DATING YOUR BOYISH LOOKING ASIAN GIRLS AND CALL YOURSELF STRAIGHT MEN. HOW DARE YOU
WHITE MEN ARE THE REASON WHITE WOMEN ARE ANOREXIC
14. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 6:57 PM
HOW CAN YOU WHITE MEN CALL ASIAN WOMEN (WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY, NOT EVEN A MAN A BOY!) ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU CALL KIM FAT?
KIM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY PEDIOFILES.
15. THAT_GIRL_JENN - August 18, 2008 7:00 PM
HOW CAN YOU WHITE MEN CALL ASIAN WOMEN (WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY, NOT EVEN A MAN A BOY!) ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU CALL KIM FAT?
KIM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY PEDIOFILES.
16. Vera - August 18, 2008 7:20 PM
i'm asian and its actually black guys who love me...with the few white men with asian fetishes. and i definitely do not look like a boy. kim and carmen are hot. but this scene sucks.
17. Bobeyo - August 18, 2008 7:58 PM
HEY, JENN! I HAVE ANOTHER ARGUMENT FOR YOU:
PEOPLE WHO TALK IN ALL CAPS AND POST MULTIPLE COMMENTS IN A ROW ARE DOUCHEBAGS.
ALSO, CARMEN ELECTRA IS AN OLD HAG HASBEEN AND KIM KARDASHAWHATEVER IS A FATASS WHORE.
18. fdsfdsfr4d - August 18, 2008 8:04 PM
OH MY GOD. i thought it cudnt get worse after meet the spartans
BUT IT FUCKIN HAS
19. josh - August 18, 2008 8:52 PM
i dont think i find kim kardashian hot anymore.
20. Groucho - August 18, 2008 10:24 PM
Can this movie be even worse than the other "Movies"? Can it beat "Epic Movie" when it comes to being the worst of the worst? The answers to these and other questions nobody gives a shit about, coming up!
21. Chloe - August 19, 2008 5:17 AM
*yawn* im so sick of these stupid movies.
they're not funny anymore..
in fact, they were never funny.
22. FACE - August 19, 2008 7:38 AM
Comment #7 has to be from a fag.
23. dude - August 19, 2008 11:27 AM
Im with chloe. These movies are shit.
24. craigj - August 19, 2008 12:51 PM
I want that 1:30 of my life back ...
25. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone - August 19, 2008 1:47 PM
The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal.
26. aikenhead - August 19, 2008 3:14 PM
something tells me that 'thatgurljenn' isnt havin much luck with the fellas.. might it be because she shops in the 'plus size' section of target?
27. Dean_addison - September 12, 2008 8:43 AM
Well first its the world ending by the hands of the swiss then this...i swear lets just chuck G.Bush back into power and let him press the big red button.
Game over guys.
28. brick - September 23, 2008 4:45 AM
what the deuce is a pediofile? someone who likes foot massages?