Aug 5 2008'Igor' Poster Begins New Fear-Based Marketing Tactic
Hey, kids, did you ever realize that, at any point, one of your dolls might grow to an obscene size, have its delicate eyelashes replaced by spider legs, and scare the shit out of you? That a common gumball machine could gain sentience, sprout a mechanical arm, and force your juvenile body through its narrow dispenser? Have you known the fear of a rabbit/Olsen Twin chimera? Or how scarring it is to see a shrugging, computer-generated David Gest? YOU WILL.
Why not just put, "Kids are constantly getting raped and murdered. Also: Igor!" That would be slightly less disturbing.
'Igor' Final Poster Premiere [Cinematical]
Reader Comments
1. Count Orlock - August 5, 2008 12:41 PM
The utter random of...
Why not just put, "Kids are constantly getting raped and murdered. Also: Igor!" That would be slightly less disturbing
Made me fucking laugh.
2. Two Can Sam - August 5, 2008 12:58 PM
I can't think of anything scarier than Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler's mom) doing a voice in a kids movie...
3. leujin - August 5, 2008 1:06 PM
Steve Buscemi playing an awkward/ugly character? I am genuinely shocked!
4. Mr. Mason - August 5, 2008 1:36 PM
Someone remembers Arsenio Hall enough to give him a job?
With such disturbing character designs, I hope against hope that this is the emotionally scarring movie that children of the newest generation need.
5. Ginormagantuan - August 6, 2008 1:40 AM
@#4, oh you mean like wall-e??????
6. Charlie - August 6, 2008 6:14 AM
So that's what Tom Servo's up to these days.
7. Celebrity Voices - August 6, 2008 1:58 PM
My kids thought that a pumpkin could turn into a carriage...until I taught them the concept of make-believe.
8. what the - August 8, 2008 10:33 AM
Uh. It's not that scary, at all. Jeez. Did something terrible happen to you all as children?