Jul 7 2008Wolverine Still Vogueing
Hmm, new promotional still for Wolverine? Better check it against the list of known qualities all Wolverine poses must have:
1. The pose must be very unlikely to occur naturally - Holding arms out and back, squatting and grimacing, crossing claws--these things don't traditionally happen during a battle for your life. They must be forced for the sake of coolness.
2. The pose must prominently display his claws - Anything with the claws coming at the camera is good, as is anything with them crossed. Besides looking cool, the crossing also resembles an "X", recalling that he is, in fact, part of the X-Men.
3. The pose must be really cool (i.e., imitates a drawing you made of Wolverine in junior high study hall).
Yeah, this is genuine, alright. And extremely boring. Was school portrait background the only option? (Thanks, Joe.)
New Wolverine Pic [Filmonic]
Reader Comments
1. Elle Driver - July 7, 2008 11:26 AM
Oh pishaw. As long as it's another excuse to show-off Hugh Jackman's rippling guns and his overall magnificent Jackman-ness, then I'm all game.
2. rtyd6td - July 7, 2008 12:02 PM
wudnt mind one of those up my arse.
kiddin, i d suck that muthafucka.
3. Stuey - July 7, 2008 1:16 PM
OH MY HOLY HELL @ #2, hahahaha that was just uncalled for.
If you're that bent out of shape go watch that movie where hes naked in it and get your fix.
4. jesse - July 7, 2008 1:21 PM
I prefer the laser background personally. They always made the lines shaved on the sides of my head and my spiked hair look extra cool with my Zero Gravity T-shirt.
5. Wolverine - July 8, 2008 1:44 AM
Fuck all you assholes.
6. Annearchist - July 8, 2008 3:44 AM
"Hey! I'm coming up there! And you'd better not be drinking my Mountain Dew! I'm the best there is at what I do, and when I drink soda, only Code Red X-TREME can satisfy my primal thirst!"