Jul 24 2008Tim Burton Finds His Alice (of Wonderland Fame)
I totally forgot Tim Burton was making a new version of Alice in Wonderland, but yeah, he is, and word is he's found his lead in Australian actress Mia Wasikowska--and he didn't even have to look through the looking glass to find her! Haha! Try and top that, Hollywood Reporter!
Tim Burton and Disney have found their new Alice -- not in Wonderland or down the rabbit hole but Down Under.Australian actress Mia Wasikowska is in final negotiations to walk through the looking glass in Burton's take on Lewis Carroll's classic fantasy novel "Alice in Wonderland."
Damn, they got me again. "Wonderland," "down the rabbit hole," and "through the looking glass," all in two sentences? I don't know how they do it. I'll out-idiotic-cutesy-reference you one day, Hollywood Reporter.

Reader Comments
1. Lol, I farted - July 24, 2008 4:17 PM
AND I"M FIRST
2. HAHAH - July 24, 2008 4:18 PM
AND SECOND
3. HOLY SHIT - July 24, 2008 4:19 PM
AND THIRD
4. OKay this is getting ridiculous - July 24, 2008 4:19 PM
But i'm still FOURTH BITCHES
5. Victoria - July 24, 2008 4:38 PM
lmao...I ain't even remarking on the story when the commentary was more interesting then the story. Hilarious.
@4 Totally classic.
6. die firstfag, secondfag, and thirdfag. fouthfag is cool. - July 24, 2008 4:44 PM
her mouth is fuckin HUGE. could it be the rabbit hole?
7. JB - July 24, 2008 4:47 PM
But what role will Helena Bonham Carter play?
8. Dracula Jones - July 24, 2008 4:57 PM
Red Queen, duuuuh.
9. Men's Room Republican - July 24, 2008 4:58 PM
Uh, she looks a lot like porn star Aurora Snow...
10. erica - July 24, 2008 4:58 PM
Wasn't Alice supposed to be like eight or ten years old? This girl is friggin 18.
11. ANGRY BROOMSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - July 24, 2008 5:16 PM
Tim Burton is going to fuck this up.
Alice in Wonderland is a great piece of literature that should be READ because of the prose, language and rhythm. It should be not made into films anymore. Most people have never read "Alice," which is such a f--king shame.
12. ANGRY BROOMSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - July 24, 2008 5:17 PM
@ Erica:
yes, Alice is supposed to be really young, around 10 years old-ish.
13. Caligula - July 24, 2008 5:38 PM
This girl was the bright spot of "In Treatment".
14. Sportsdvl - July 24, 2008 5:38 PM
I think that is Aurora Snow the porn star.
Oh, #1-3: lame
#4 - almost funny
15. mer - July 24, 2008 5:56 PM
Shoulda been Summer Glau.
16. Racer X - July 24, 2008 6:13 PM
FAIL.
17. Liz - July 24, 2008 8:07 PM
I think she has kind of a cool look to her. But you just know that Burton's going to make this all dark and American McGee-like, and that's just not necessary anymore. We can all see the horrifying subtext without any help. I read the book when I was a kid, and I don't remember much, but the scenes I do remember weren't in any adaptation I can recall. Maybe they should try just doing it straight...but that'll never happen. Wasn't there something like Alice walking through a forest that made things forget what they were, and she met a deer, and they were friends because they didn't remember that the deer was supposed to be afraid of her? That was amazing and it's stuck with me all these years, but I doubt it will be in ths movie.
18. mer2 - July 24, 2008 8:29 PM
Is this the girl from In Treatment?
Oh God, I hope it's not.
19. Tim Burton - July 24, 2008 8:39 PM
Why can't Tim Burton disappear???
20. yhy - July 24, 2008 8:50 PM
She looks good with that sunglasses. I saw her at milllionaire persoanals site ******S u g a r d a d d y C o n n e c t . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
21. Beerin - July 25, 2008 8:21 PM
With Tim Burton directing, what are the odds that the talentless Helena Bonham Carter will be given the role of the Queen of Hearts?
22. Dazed and whu---? - July 26, 2008 1:48 AM
Twenty-second!
23. Bob Loblaw - July 26, 2008 2:55 AM
@ 9 Men's Room Republican
Dude, That's exactly what I thought when I first saw this pic. Its friggin, Aurora Snow!
24. Bobeyo - July 27, 2008 12:06 PM
@12: Yeah, but she had to be 18 in order for him to film nude scenes with her. I'm just guessing that there will be nude scenes since everyone is commenting on how she looks like some porn star.
25. Lisa - July 28, 2008 12:59 PM
Nothing Tim can do will make this version of Alice in Wonderland more traumatizingly awesome than the made-for-tv version from 1985 with Sammy Davis Jr (Jr) and Carol Channing. She was even scarier than the Jabberwocky, which gave me nightmares.
26. Gabi - July 30, 2008 11:52 AM
Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she wanted this part?
"I just hope they don't want an unknown, I really want this part." (http://www.popcrunch.com/lindsay-lohan-alice-in-wonderland-movie-tim-burton-remake-alice-in-wonderland-lindsay-lohan/)
Haha, foiled again, you talentless piece of shit.
27. Rabid_Tester - August 16, 2008 2:36 AM
I thought Tim Burton was suppose to make American McGee's video game "Alice" into a movie...that would be so much better.
and no..Its not Aurora Snow...but sure does look like her
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