Jul 24 2008Tim Burton Finds His Alice (of Wonderland Fame)

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I totally forgot Tim Burton was making a new version of Alice in Wonderland, but yeah, he is, and word is he's found his lead in Australian actress Mia Wasikowska--and he didn't even have to look through the looking glass to find her! Haha! Try and top that, Hollywood Reporter!

Tim Burton and Disney have found their new Alice -- not in Wonderland or down the rabbit hole but Down Under.

Australian actress Mia Wasikowska is in final negotiations to walk through the looking glass in Burton's take on Lewis Carroll's classic fantasy novel "Alice in Wonderland."

Damn, they got me again. "Wonderland," "down the rabbit hole," and "through the looking glass," all in two sentences? I don't know how they do it. I'll out-idiotic-cutesy-reference you one day, Hollywood Reporter.

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AND I"M FIRST

AND SECOND

AND THIRD

But i'm still FOURTH BITCHES

lmao...I ain't even remarking on the story when the commentary was more interesting then the story. Hilarious.

@4 Totally classic.

her mouth is fuckin HUGE. could it be the rabbit hole?

But what role will Helena Bonham Carter play?

Red Queen, duuuuh.

Uh, she looks a lot like porn star Aurora Snow...

Wasn't Alice supposed to be like eight or ten years old? This girl is friggin 18.

Tim Burton is going to fuck this up.

Alice in Wonderland is a great piece of literature that should be READ because of the prose, language and rhythm. It should be not made into films anymore. Most people have never read "Alice," which is such a f--king shame.

@ Erica:

yes, Alice is supposed to be really young, around 10 years old-ish.

This girl was the bright spot of "In Treatment".

I think that is Aurora Snow the porn star.

Oh, #1-3: lame
#4 - almost funny

Shoulda been Summer Glau.

FAIL.

I think she has kind of a cool look to her. But you just know that Burton's going to make this all dark and American McGee-like, and that's just not necessary anymore. We can all see the horrifying subtext without any help. I read the book when I was a kid, and I don't remember much, but the scenes I do remember weren't in any adaptation I can recall. Maybe they should try just doing it straight...but that'll never happen. Wasn't there something like Alice walking through a forest that made things forget what they were, and she met a deer, and they were friends because they didn't remember that the deer was supposed to be afraid of her? That was amazing and it's stuck with me all these years, but I doubt it will be in ths movie.

Is this the girl from In Treatment?

Oh God, I hope it's not.

Why can't Tim Burton disappear???


She looks good with that sunglasses. I saw her at milllionaire persoanals site ******S u g a r d a d d y C o n n e c t . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?

With Tim Burton directing, what are the odds that the talentless Helena Bonham Carter will be given the role of the Queen of Hearts?

Twenty-second!

@ 9 Men's Room Republican

Dude, That's exactly what I thought when I first saw this pic. Its friggin, Aurora Snow!

@12: Yeah, but she had to be 18 in order for him to film nude scenes with her. I'm just guessing that there will be nude scenes since everyone is commenting on how she looks like some porn star.

Nothing Tim can do will make this version of Alice in Wonderland more traumatizingly awesome than the made-for-tv version from 1985 with Sammy Davis Jr (Jr) and Carol Channing. She was even scarier than the Jabberwocky, which gave me nightmares.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she wanted this part?

"I just hope they don't want an unknown, I really want this part." (http://www.popcrunch.com/lindsay-lohan-alice-in-wonderland-movie-tim-burton-remake-alice-in-wonderland-lindsay-lohan/)

Haha, foiled again, you talentless piece of shit.

I thought Tim Burton was suppose to make American McGee's video game "Alice" into a movie...that would be so much better.

and no..Its not Aurora Snow...but sure does look like her


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