Jul 25 2008'Punisher: War Zone' Red-Band Trailer Goes for Sort of a 'Grindhouse but Retarded' Look
Who would have thought Beer for My Horses would prove itself the better vigilante justice movie of the year? I watch probably a dozen shitty trailers every week, but this is the first time I've ever felt actual embarrassment for everyone involved, including myself for watching (and, even worse, listening). How do you make a movie seem like a straight-to-DVD version of itself, probably called The Disciplinarian? Answer below the cut.


Reader Comments
1. Spector - July 25, 2008 2:48 PM
I liked it, I'm not really looking for an in depth character piece because they'd definitely screw it up. Now some good old run of the mill violence with a heavy soundtrack, could be decent. I'm going to give this a chance.
2. Rod - July 25, 2008 3:04 PM
I agree with Spector. It looks insanely violent like the comic book, and I wouldn't go to a movie about the Punisher expecting much more than that.
3. jeramey - July 25, 2008 3:04 PM
are you fucking kidding me!? this looks AWESOME.
this movie NEEDS to go straight to dvd, that way i don't have to pay 8.50 every time i wanna see it...instead i can get it from the $5 bin at walmart and watch it FOREVER
4. flangos - July 25, 2008 3:04 PM
This looks kind of sweet. Frank looks impressive!
5. flangos - July 25, 2008 3:06 PM
The song is terrible, but you can never tell what the movie soundtrack is going to be like from trailers.
Jigsaw looks appropriately nasty too.
6. Genocide - July 25, 2008 3:07 PM
i did'nt think it was all that bad... The ultra over kill with heads being blown off is just what the Punisher does best.
7. fdgfgs - July 25, 2008 3:20 PM
I think it looks pretty good. What are you expecting from the Punisher?
8. TetterkeT - July 25, 2008 3:24 PM
I was a big fan of the comic book back in the 80's and I refuse even to this day to watch the first two Punisher movies. I might have to check this one out since it has Jigsaw, but I'm still a little skeptical after seeing the trailers and hearing that Seinfeld's "Newman" is going to play Micro.
9. TetterkeT - July 25, 2008 3:25 PM
Oh yeah, and CHAIR LEG TO THE FACE!!! OH, ME EYE!!!
10. ziggurat - July 25, 2008 3:27 PM
Delicious
11. Impale & I - July 25, 2008 3:40 PM
This looks like the worst piece of shit EVER. They might as well have used Steven Seagal.
12. Scott - July 25, 2008 4:15 PM
Mindless violence? Check.
Loud, hardcore metal? Check.
Plenty of blood and gore? Check.
This looks AWESOME!
As much as I advocate intelligent films, I can't deny that I love to just turn off my brain once in a while and enjoy a good ass-kicking festival.
13. Priest - July 25, 2008 4:17 PM
NEXT!!
14. MOSkito - July 25, 2008 4:40 PM
haha, yeah, it looks campy and cheap by times (the leatherface/wormtongue looking like villain) but for a movie with no high expectations it looks okay, im just afraid that redband trailer just showed us the entire movie, the good parts, in small-mode..
15. GSOres - July 25, 2008 4:44 PM
I think "Surfer, Dude" was, in fact, the biggest piece of shit trailer ever made and, once released, the shittiest movie ever made.
16. Crow T. Robot - July 25, 2008 4:52 PM
Did that guy get his face punched in? Upon further review, he did.
17. WIld Turkey Pete - July 25, 2008 5:00 PM
I think it looks great. It is exactly what a Punisher movie should be. I'd be happier if it actually is B-Movie Budget style movie instead of how sanitized the last one was. This is just a slopped together mesh of violence but it shows me that it will be an uber-violent movie with someone who looks like the Punisher.
SOLD!
18. JWM - July 25, 2008 5:18 PM
Definite rental, possibly movie theatre if I'm bored in December.
Sometimes I just like to see exploding heads. What, does that make me sick? Does that make me slightly deranged? Does it earmark me as a potential sociopath?
Yes. But the fact remains I still like to see exploding heads.
19. Genocide - July 25, 2008 5:27 PM
@18
hear hear!!
I'll drink to that
20. PeterD - July 25, 2008 5:33 PM
Looks pretty generic and dumb, it's not so much a Punisher movie as Random Ultraviolent Action Movie #274. Also, they're having way too much fun blowing up watermelons for people's heads. Try a new trick please.
21. generic pong - July 25, 2008 5:53 PM
Well i love this site and i love all the stuff i see but i have to disagree the Second Punisher with John Travolta was THE WORST movie i have even seen in my life, he was such a pussy when it came down to getting revenge, i was like "Really? he is getting revenge by driving around getting parking tickets and taking pictures of two guys kissing? i dont know it felt like the metro sexual version of the punisher, but this one looks just like the comic is, non stop violence,
22. Caligula - July 25, 2008 6:06 PM
Are you guys fucking kidding me? This looks like a wrestling promo video not a movie. I hope this goes straight to DVD and makes jack shit.
23. Mr. Mason - July 25, 2008 6:16 PM
Hilariawesome. This and the Spirit means that there are enough people who are driven to movies with insane acts of gore during the holiday season -- just like me!
24. Bickle - July 25, 2008 6:24 PM
Worst Song Evar!!!
Someone should be killed violently for agreeing to use it.
25. scooby - July 25, 2008 8:09 PM
that guy playing punisher played titus pullo in rome, the hbo series. this looks great.
26. Kool - July 26, 2008 12:23 AM
Man, Disney really let go huh?
27. Organicjerk - July 26, 2008 4:34 AM
Story of RIkki!!!
28. yog - July 26, 2008 5:40 AM
Nice.
Shooting blood more shooting and more blood.
...
and Jigsaw.
Aye.
29. rfdsfds - July 26, 2008 7:34 AM
whats all the grainy fake look about?? yea they deffo went for the grindhouse look but failed.
still...this is the best punisher will ever get in celluloid format.
30. James007 - July 26, 2008 9:48 AM
this is one way to kill off the comic-turned-movie craze
I guess there will be more chick flicks and docu dramas after this movie?
thanx for bring balance back to the force asshats
31. Sparrow X - July 26, 2008 7:30 PM
Oh my god! This movie is gonna fucking rule!! THIS IS THE PUNISHER MOVIE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE HAPPEN! I CAN'T WAIT!!!
32. GEN AAB - July 26, 2008 8:19 PM
GAY GAY GAY. This looks like one of those movies you see on like HBO at 4 in the morning cause it sucked so much. Thomas Jane was and always will be the only Punisher in my mind. Castle is supposed to be brutal but hes supposed to have a brain too. not just some big fucking ogre that goes around putting xhair legs thru peoples eyeballs. Looks fake as HELL
33. mike - July 26, 2008 9:21 PM
we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""""""""NYwealthyMatch . c o m""""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
34. Alfred Hitchcock - July 27, 2008 2:03 AM
This film looks like it's going to be an amazing straight-to-video release.
Will this set some sort of precedent for a Marvel gore film?
35. chaz - July 27, 2008 11:15 AM
I'm in agreement with the writer...
It's not the film that looks like shit - it looks awesome and far better than the last two punishers - yes, i include the dolph piece of shit too...
I think that the footage is cool, but the effects - that grindhouse effects taken to the next level called retardo is horrible. It was like someone used every video effect they possibly could. I guarantee I could make a better trailer witht he same footage just by reducing the effected grains, jumps to black and white, the posterized effect, the washes, the hue changes, yadda yadda yadda, and change the fucking song...holy shit! change the fucking song...
36. Bobeyo - July 27, 2008 12:03 PM
It makes me sad that so many retards think this shit looks awesome. Can't they see how irredeemably stupid it is, even for a generic violent action movie?
Definitely one to skip.
37. Brandon - July 27, 2008 5:30 PM
Well, now I know it's a restart.
38. kirk - July 27, 2008 10:56 PM
totally looks like crap.
39. don rocco - July 28, 2008 12:39 AM
finally this as close they can get to the comic book punisher. i will give these some serious viewing!
40. suicidal salmon - July 28, 2008 2:02 AM
Wow, they've gotten the Punisher's origin story right....and it's only the third attempt. Seriously, this looks bad, but I know I'll end up watching it. (If only they'd used Garth Ennis' story arc for the last one, maybe all this could have been avoided.)
41. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 28, 2008 7:29 AM
Why did they even make another one? Loved the Thomas Jane one (actually not horrific) but the Dolph one not so much.... but in real terms seems like nobody ever bothers to make a truly greta movie of the Punisher. Shame.
42. cmon_now - July 28, 2008 11:23 AM
those of you who say it looks 'fucking retarded' or 'stupid' must not know anything about the punisher. hello, punisher kills bad guys, often and violently. oh look, that's what the trailer shows. i have [probably misplaced] hope that there will be some semblance of a story, but if not will just enjoy it for what it is-- a loud, how-many-different-ways-can-we-kill-a-man, action movie with an anti-hero who, unlike batman, isn't above shooting a deserving bad guy in the goddamn face. while it can be argued that a few treatments used are somewhat generic, it looks pretty killer to me [pun intended]. jigsaw looks badass too btw, and i bet most of the 'it sucks' critics here haven't a clue who the hell jigsaw is. fact remains that if it's a thoughtful, introspective, ang lee-esq punisher movie, not only would it probably turn off the hardcore fan, it would undoubtedly draw unfair comparisons to 'the dark knight' since to the casual comic movie fan their origins are strikingly similar. but really, if your problem is the mindless violence then save us all, please, and go watch sisterhood of traveling pants 2 with your grammie.
43. fag - July 28, 2008 3:24 PM
the only thing really bad about the trailer is the fucking music.
44. Soapfish - July 28, 2008 5:34 PM
This movie looks horrible.
However, blame a lot of the suckage on the fact that the Punisher is one of the lamest heroes ever, next to Speedball. The only people who take him seriously are those who have deep placed nostalgia. Ennis' work is better than most, but is still lacking. (again, character's fault) That being said, this is the only way to tackle this movie.
I will see this movie for its hilarity and not its quality
45. quan chi - July 29, 2008 4:42 AM
q onda la pelicula??
al parecer se parece
mas al juego de play 2
habra q esperar a verla ..
46. Jason - July 29, 2008 12:34 PM
Look GREAT!!! Cant wait for it for that one!!!
47. Bobeyo - July 29, 2008 4:50 PM
Okay, you got me. I'd be interested if it weren't for the horrid music and the lack of Thomas Jane. This new guy is dull.
48. Santa - July 30, 2008 6:45 PM
All I can think is Happy Birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap.
49. Vigilante84 - August 4, 2008 10:16 AM
This movie doesn't look bad at all!! I heard so much rumors about this movie that it would be nice to see this movie. I personaly think that 2004 Punisher movie wasn't accurate because of the script even that it had some elements from the Welcome back,Frank or the War Zone. It's also very confusing why do they need to change the actors for this role. And why do they wanna make the War Zone ???It has never been that good. Garth Ennis did a very fine job correcting the Punisher soft spots. And Why do they need a new script??????? Comic book movies doesn't really needs a comicbook script . I read that they put Micro, Martin Soap and Jake Budansky in the story?? The 2 last characters never been in the War Zone. This movie will have it's one great scenes still. I like the Punisher's armor it looks realistic with that kevlar,almost looks like the comicbook costume\overall. I hope that they don't put the crappy battle van in with those batmobile\James Bond like gadgets. And some people should do some background searching before making an oppinion, like Soapfish.
50. Nathiest - August 7, 2008 1:05 AM
B-MOVIE going striaght to DVD
51. bigcrunch - August 7, 2008 4:52 AM
i see this and only think of the lawnmower scene from dead alive ... a bloody good time! i will be seeing this movie just from that trailer i need say no more.
52. astrialentity - August 8, 2008 10:25 PM
Looks awesome. Don't care for the bullet proof vest neck collar but the scene of his familys death looks frigin awesome right out of the comics.
53. Terminal - August 11, 2008 5:30 PM
Hah! wicked! take that over anal(ytical) movie with 'depth'.
That film looks fun, and I'm gonna enjoy it more becuase those who can't just go with the flow and loud noises are gonna suffer while watching this :D
54. Jeff - August 12, 2008 10:22 PM
Ah man, I liked Ray Stevenson in HBO's Rome series. Hope it's not as bad as people think just based on a trailer. =/
Not every movie can be in the top percentile, and with excess funding from all these rich fuckers dumping cash into Hollywood as part of their investment portfolio there are going to be huge numbers of movies all over the map of quality.
55. the_colonel - August 22, 2008 6:09 PM
So, as a guy who has been reading the Punisher for a long time now, I am disgusted. First, through out every single version, comics, graphic novels, cross overs, the other movies, even in the Civil War, the Punisher has carried 2 modified Colt 1911s. In the trailer, they are clearly Berettas. Also, replacing Thomas Jane is the worst thing Marvel has ever done. And that includes Judge Dredd.
56. Jason - August 26, 2008 12:04 PM
What is the deal with everyone and Thomas Jane? He wasnt that good in Punisher - no enough cold in him. Looked too pretty boy to me. Now we have one that is actually a good fit in comparison to the comic books.