Jul 11 2008New 'Max Payne' Shots Prove Functionality of 'Rotate °90' Tool

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Mark Wahlberg levitates while demonstrating his Spencer's novelty pistol lighters that always fire parallel to the ground regardless of how they're aimed.

More unfortunate Max Payne shots here.

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Lol that fire coming out of the left gun, that is a bit hard to defend as to why you made release a still of that. I guess if you timed it right after the bullet's release or something and the gun is knocked slightly back, but then release a picture a split second before the gun is at an angle. All it does is give us something to make fun of (on top of others....).

i already thought bk in the day that this black and white mixed with a lot of bloody red was gettin old.

AND THAT WAS IN 2001!

wow.
photoshop skills for the win.
or maybe not.

I enjoyed the hell out of the first game, which makes me really hope this movie will kick ass. It probably wont, but hey, it could happen.

Funny how both flames are the same. And is that a goiter on his lower lip? They should have put a grenade pin in his mouth instead..

Like shit it looks!

This was done by the same person who Photoshopped that fourth Iranian missile, right?

Photoshop mastery you seek.

Found it you have not.

What the hell? Just look at that picture. Are they serious? Or was it supposed to look that silly? Maybe this is an action movie parody? Let's hope so. Oh hell, maybe this is a poster for "Action Movie." Nevermind. Let's not hope so.

I can't believe no one's commented yet on how this is a ripoff of the Matrix image from "Matrix Reloaded".

ITA with dude. I thought I was looking at a cheap homage to The Matrix that you found on youtube or something.

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