New 'Twilight' Trailer Establishes That Vampires Are Pale Supermen
Knowing that I'm a huge fan of vampires-with-Superman's-powers-based teen melodramas that have painfully obvious wirework, Kelly has sent over the second teaser trailer to Twilight. This latest preview has somehow managed to one-up itself in terms of looking like a rejected WB series. Even if Dawson's Creek suddenly involved vampires, they'd still be above including the line, "You brought a snack." I hope boyfriend vampire's response is, "Stop trying to drink my girlfriend's blood, bro!"
The Twilight saga continues! And now there's a vampire king or something! Which is a bit ridiculous, because it isn't Dracula. If a vampire king is named, it's obviously going to be Dracula. Who's going to run against Dracula in a vampire king election? Get with it, Stephenie M... / Continue →
I don't know what it is about this cryptic image, but I get the feeling New Moon might hold some kind of love triangle involving Vampire Luke Perry, Angry Meathead, and Avril Lavigne Protégé. Don't ask me why. I just have this sense that we're finally going to figure out if gir... / Continue →
God, Twilight is so romantic. I wish someone would use super vampire strength to save me from an approaching, out-of-control Chevy Astro. Or run me up a tree at vampire speeds. Or throw large branches around willy nilly for me. Or present me with apples I'd dropped. Or murder v... / Continue →
