Jul 21 2008Jason Still Looks Like Jason, Only with an Enormous Neck
The first look at the new Jason Voorhees, famed teenager murderer of some of the Friday the 13th series, has turned up at Shock Till You Drop (Thanks, Joshua). Even though this remake is obviously pointless, at least it's good to see the villain hasn't been updated with some kind of branded snowboarding mask or something. He just has neck veins the width of toothpaste tubes. There's a new terror lurking in the woods, and his name is roid rage.
Reader Comments
1. Jason - July 21, 2008 3:28 PM
Are they now gonna remake all.....eleven of them? Hollywood has truly run dry
2. hey - July 21, 2008 4:38 PM
look everyone its goldberg with a hockey mask on, ooooo scary he is going to make you od on steroids!
Dead ass series of films, truly a huge waste of money.
3. Michael Bay is a festering boil on the ass of cinema - July 21, 2008 7:17 PM
Is anybody else as pissed as I am that, not only is this movie getting remade, it's not even getting remade with the right f**king villain?! Jason was NOT the killer in the original Friday the 13th...it was his mother!
4. Joey - July 21, 2008 7:18 PM
These movies have been done to death. This is even more pointless than that Halloween remake. What, have we gotten that much better at spraying fake blood now? Why do we even have to revisit these?
5. Racer X - July 21, 2008 10:52 PM
I'll wait for cable.
FAIL.
6. Hannibal King - July 22, 2008 6:08 AM
"Jason was NOT the killer in the original Friday the 13th...it was his mother!"
That is correct, but this isn't a "remake" persay. It's more akin to Batman Begins in that it reimagins his origin. In other words, it's Friday the 13th part 1-4 condensed into one film.
7. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 22, 2008 7:22 AM
That is some neck, is he played by Kurt Angle?
8. Jason G - July 22, 2008 12:18 PM
A sequal to Jason X (Jason in space) would have been a better idea.
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