Jason Still Looks Like Jason, Only with an Enormous Neck
July 21, 2008 Comments
The first look at the new Jason Voorhees, famed teenager murderer of some of the Friday the 13th series, has turned up at Shock Till You Drop (Thanks, Joshua). Even though this remake is obviously pointless, at least it's good to see the villain hasn't been updated with some kind of branded snowboarding mask or something. He just has neck veins the width of toothpaste tubes. There's a new terror lurking in the woods, and his name is roid rage.