I was confused with the first poster but, wow, it truly does have Brendan Frasier and Jet Li, and there they are not interacting with one another in any way.
The Mummy III is seriously biting the second Tomb Raider Video Game...I was surprised at how much it reminded me of Tomb Raider II, particularly the cut scenes...Common images to both:
~Great Wall of China sprawled across hills
~Arrows filling the sky, coming toward the camera
~The dragon
~The scene with the cargo plane above ice fields
~The crash of said cargo plane
~Asian warrior statues that come to life
There were probably more, but even what I've listed is a shitload of "coincidence" for a 60 second trailer clip. I'll still probably rent it, but it's a biter.
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Read this site for awhile now, always laughing. Never have i busted out laughing as i did when i saw the five mummy skateboarders. Freaking great. love the blog!!!
The bad Photoshop of the poster properly reflects the cut-n-paste look of the trailer. Like Max Payne, this is money that would be better spent on a video game than the inevitable horrible video game tie-in.
It would have been radder if Jet Li portrayed the Anglo-saxon American swashbuckling-adventurer, and (a la Romulan Kirk) Brendan Fraser played the Chinese olympic commie sword...guy.
Reader Comments
1. proteon - July 18, 2008 5:40 PM
Acceptable.
2. supershot - July 18, 2008 5:40 PM
I was confused with the first poster but, wow, it truly does have Brendan Frasier and Jet Li, and there they are not interacting with one another in any way.
3. The Fonz - July 18, 2008 5:53 PM
This may be one of the funniest things in a while. This, and the last post on Geekoloie: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/epic_failure_translate_server.php
Still, this movie's gonna suck major ass.
4. max - July 18, 2008 6:20 PM
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaha that IS rad!
5. Snoodle - July 18, 2008 6:28 PM
I still think they should flip the 'mummy' picture in the background...but that is pretty sweet. :D
6. edward teach - July 18, 2008 6:56 PM
this drivel looks so bad, i won't even waste my bandwidth downloading it.
7. meanmofo - July 18, 2008 7:03 PM
Brenden Fraser GO AWAY NOW!!
8. rh - July 18, 2008 9:27 PM
The Mummy III is seriously biting the second Tomb Raider Video Game...I was surprised at how much it reminded me of Tomb Raider II, particularly the cut scenes...Common images to both:
~Great Wall of China sprawled across hills
~Arrows filling the sky, coming toward the camera
~The dragon
~The scene with the cargo plane above ice fields
~The crash of said cargo plane
~Asian warrior statues that come to life
There were probably more, but even what I've listed is a shitload of "coincidence" for a 60 second trailer clip. I'll still probably rent it, but it's a biter.
9. rily - July 19, 2008 10:40 AM
so nice film, it seemed appeared on http://multiraciallove.com . would you love to enjoy more details about it there, you may be surprised to enjoy more as you love to
10. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 19, 2008 10:51 AM
Where did Brendan Fraser get that thick thatch of hair from? Same store as John Travolta?
11. Eric J. - July 19, 2008 11:56 AM
Read this site for awhile now, always laughing. Never have i busted out laughing as i did when i saw the five mummy skateboarders. Freaking great. love the blog!!!
12. Mr. Mason - July 19, 2008 1:45 PM
Be vewwy qwiet...Bwendan's hunting mummies!
[/Elmer Fudd]
The bad Photoshop of the poster properly reflects the cut-n-paste look of the trailer. Like Max Payne, this is money that would be better spent on a video game than the inevitable horrible video game tie-in.
13. Chinese Jetpilot - July 19, 2008 6:15 PM
It would have been radder if Jet Li portrayed the Anglo-saxon American swashbuckling-adventurer, and (a la Romulan Kirk) Brendan Fraser played the Chinese olympic commie sword...guy.
14. rh - July 20, 2008 12:01 AM
I forgot about Yeti's.
That brings it up to TR II 7, Mummy III 0, and eleven years for the mooks at hollywood to catch up with out-of-date graphics.
rh
15. me - July 21, 2008 8:13 AM
best post ever.
16. rh - July 21, 2008 10:34 AM
deadly icicles?
next thing you know they'll have a snowmobile with machine guns on it.
TR II 8...Mummy III 0.
rh
17. jessica - July 21, 2008 4:05 PM
hahah i love you!
18. Sabrina - July 22, 2008 1:26 PM
BEST POST EVER