Well, here's the trailer to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, complete with child version of Voldemort. I'm normally pretty unimpressed by the whole typically-creepy, Damien-esque kid thing, but here it sort of works. Knowing this kid will grow up to be a powerful wizard with the head of Bat Boy, you kind of want him to be pretty weird--otherwise, any of our children could be next!
For most of my life, I've been operating under the assumption that I'm the chosen one. When someone calls and asks for the chosen one, I say, "Speaking." When the Red Robin offers a free sundaes to birthday boys and chosen ones, I say, "Free ice cream, please--the latter stipul... / Continue →
Don't be a chump! Why wait for the new domestic trailer for Harry Potter when you can watch this Japanese version right now? Maybe because it has Japanese narration, glowing Japanese subtitles, and that annoying little picture-in-picture thing so ubiquitous in Japanese televisi... / Continue →
Remember when Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was meant to come out in November? Those were the days, before the release change. You were supposed to be knee-deep in boy wizard next weekend! Now you're going to have to see Twilight eight times instead. Nothing is fair.
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