Jul 3 2008God Bless America, and Toby Keith
As mentioned before, Toby Keith's vigilante song-based vehicle Beer For My Horses, starring Toby, Willie Nelson, and unofficial Michigan governor Ted Nugent, recently found distribution. So now there's a truck-filled teaser trailer that doesn't even use the song that birthed it (too obvious).
I don't know if there's a gestural equivalent to a catchphrase, but I'm fairly certain that's what Tobes is trying to create here with all the elbowing in the face. Within a few months, in small town bars across America, the tradition of getting drunk and punching someone will be overwhelmingly replaced with elbowing followed by uproarious laughter as bar patrons recognize the classic "Keith Elbow."
Celebrate the Fourth by immersing yourself in this 30 seconds of truck American culture at its finest. I'll be back Monday.


Reader Comments
1. emily - July 3, 2008 8:32 PM
Don't give me this crap about face elbowing. There are only two things I need to know about this trailer. One: does it involve putting a boot in someone's ass, and two: would that theoretically be the American way?
2. uniform girl - July 3, 2008 9:05 PM
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3. Eww, gross - July 3, 2008 9:23 PM
that man is the ugliest mother f**ker you'll ever see
4. wtf - July 4, 2008 9:38 AM
why are you writing about southerners now? they're not real celebrities.
5. Phil - July 4, 2008 5:31 PM
This looks dumb enough to be a major success. Like "Walker: texas Ranger" the movie.
fuuuuuuuuuck.
6. Dave - July 5, 2008 1:44 PM
Perfect! A straight-to-video clunker starring a moron who sees even rainbows in black and white, and who thinks the best way to "support the troops" is to rally his fellow idiots into xenophobic frenzies; and a message board about said clunker starring a whore named "uniform girl".This is shaping up to be the best marketing campaign ever! But I wonder if their are enough zeros hooked up to the internets for it to go viral?
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9. That Emily Girl - July 7, 2008 10:20 AM
This definitely looks like something I will get drunk and watch when it's on CMT at Midnight. Other than that, I sincerely doubt it will even be a blip on any person with a brain's radar.
10. Erik - July 7, 2008 10:54 AM
I don't get it.