Jul 10 2008Favreau Gets Deal for 'Iron Man 2' and I've Found Just the Pun to Describe It
After Iron Man won critical praise and sustained box office success, with Jon Favreau proving he was capable of much more than Space Jumanji and an unofficial Swingers sequel, it was naively assumed the director would return for the sequel. But then Favs (I call him this because we're friends) started saying Marvel Studios wasn't contacting him, and didn't want to pay his well-earned raise of three consecutive dollar signs ($$$). Ut oh! Well, now Deadline Hollywood reports that a deal has been reached, and we no longer have to worry Iron Man 2 will fall into the hands of a retard. Glad they got that ironed out. ;)
Marvel Locks in Jon Favreau for 'Iron Man 2' [Deadline Hollywood]

Reader Comments
1. Stillpoint - July 10, 2008 2:06 PM
...and by retard you must mean Brett Ratner.
2. Al - July 10, 2008 2:08 PM
classic!
3. Oscar - July 10, 2008 3:58 PM
I can always count on you to bring me a laugh!
4. brad - July 10, 2008 4:11 PM
Don't forget about Gutter. Just a little binger, to brighten up your day.
5. Will - July 10, 2008 4:52 PM
Um, Favreau did Elf, which is the greatest (only?) Christmas movie ever. That's three movies that are pretty good from one guy. Hardly qualifies him as a "retard". Oscar material? hell no. But not a retard. At least the Superficial editor bothers to make his insults funny. :/
6. Will - July 10, 2008 4:53 PM
ugh, misread. Yes, I am retarded.
7. JagedNS - July 10, 2008 6:40 PM
oh behave
8. x - July 10, 2008 7:23 PM
This was one of the funniest posts I've read here. Bravo!
9. emily - July 10, 2008 8:05 PM
@ 5
You fucktard. He was talking about Iron Man 2 being given to someone else besides Jon Favreau, and that person would be the retard who could fuck up the franchise. At least some of us bother with reading context before posting stupid fucking comments. (insert stupid emoticon)
10. emily's cunt rag - July 11, 2008 3:15 PM
hey, Will said that he made a mistake.....used me lately bitch?
thanks in advance guys for the compliments of this BURN!