'Ace Ventura Jr.' is Not Something I'm Making Up

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Mercifully, no, this is not the first image of Chunk from a Goonies remake, which would be the worst idea of all time. But it is the first look at very close to as bad of an idea: Ace Ventura Jr. Did Son of the Mask and Dumb and Dumberer not teach us that '90s Jim Carrey comedies should not spawn child-based sequels? I would have thought that went without saying, but let me say it again. '90s Jim Carrey comedies should not spawn child-based sequels. This rule similarly applies to '90s Adam Sandler comedies. I know that hasn't happened yet, but I can all too easily see Scion of Billy Madison heading straight-to-DVD despite the fact that a child returning to school would make no sense as a concept.

A Look at the New Ace Ventura [Moviehole]