Jun 2 2008Will You Survive the 'Dolemite EXPLOSION' (Trailer)?
Things to take away from this trailer to the Dolemite and Human Tornado sequel, Dolemite Explosion:
- Dolemite is his name.
- Fuckin' up motherfuckers remains his game of choice.
- Dolemite! Get Dolemite! (Essentially, someone should get Dolemite.)
- Dolemite is (rightfully) sick and tired of you motherfuckin' playa' hata's.
- Dolemite is back from Motherland Africa, where he learned Star Wars Emperor-like powers of shooting electricity from his hands. Yup.
- Bishop Don "Magic" Juan: present.
- Something about surviving the explosion? A tip to survival maybe? Someone help me out with this one, because I'd really like to survive the forthcoming Dolemite explosion.
Reader Comments
1. Skepsis - June 2, 2008 5:22 PM
God, is this a joke? Please, PLEASSSE let this be a joke.
BET has destroyed any respect I had for for independent black media
2. Black Thunder - June 2, 2008 5:49 PM
Really?
this is EXACTLY what cinema needs. Something that is a sequel, yet original.
anyway, it will be more fun than that Indiana Jones crapfest.
3. Oscar - June 2, 2008 6:48 PM
"Dolemite muthaFucka, you heard her."
4. brock - June 2, 2008 7:08 PM
Wanna see something sur-really funny?!!!!! LURAO @ www.TheHumanHybrid.com
5. Elmo - June 2, 2008 9:12 PM
....."dolemy"???
wtf
it's a d-diseaseee.....
6. will - June 3, 2008 7:35 AM
bahahaha thats genius, i can't wait to see it. It obviously must be a group viewing session. with chips. and ginger beer. and DOLEMITE. bahahaha. It's good to see well-made trash is still being made, other than italian spiderman.
7. Eddy - June 3, 2008 3:12 PM
I want an all girl kung fu army.
Oh wait.
8. mike jones - June 3, 2008 3:49 PM
wtf does BET have to do with a dolemite movie
9. Spencer - June 3, 2008 7:32 PM
Finally! That first one was hilarious, only because it was so bad.
10. CooL - June 5, 2008 5:27 AM
Aah man that Emperor power fuks it up, it could be funny but that fuks it up!!!
The South Fans Stand De Fuk UP!!!