Jun 24 2008'Tyrannosaurus Rex' Poster Establishes MF'er to SOB Ratio

so sheri moon is in this one also huh? schwinggg.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Man, that art is deliciously bad! Wow!

100% unhealthy preoccupation with mothers.

Am I the only one that doesn't see any real entertainment value to Rob Zombie movies?

100% unhealthy indeed.

Not to dwell too long on the semantics of vulgarity, but were he both motherfucker and son of a bitch, we can infer that Mr. Rex's mother, whom he is fucking, is, in fact, the bitch whose son he is. Though considering the whole Oedipal thing tied up in the former, I suppose the latter's redundant.

If you hitch a ride to the Tate house, turn to page 64. If you decide to stick it out and face the nuclear mushroom cloud in the shape of the dinosaur from the Bat Cave, turn to page 92. If you decide to wade it out until the acid-meth-mesculin-peyote-crack-PCP combo wears off, turn to page 108.

On page 108, you die.

LMAO, I cant stop laughing at the Choose your own adventure reference. That was HEEE LARIOUS.

I am in my boring office cracking the hell up not caring who hears me. I LOVE IT FUCKERS!

Nice beer belly

OH and, is there always a afro-sporting black guy with ripped sleeves to show how much buffer he is than the white guy that gets all the action?

I like the equal opportunity casting that Rob Zombie does. Yes the protagonist is a white male but hey, token black guy who will probably die within the first 40 minutes of the movie and the boobs that are so very much needed in movies nowadays (only reason I watched any movie with a female lead(mmm Kathy Bates in a jacuzzi)).

I hope this means he's done ruining the halloween movies

wtf lol