Jun 10 2008'Transporter 3': French Trailer, English Ass Kicking
Don't you hate it when someone attaches a special band to your arm that will blow up if you remove it? So does the Transporter--that's why he's going to kick some ass! Though it is hard to believe, as faithful tipster Kyle rightfully pointed out, they'd reduce our transporting hero down to bicycle riding. Is Jason Statham jumping on the "green" bandwagon?
Reader Comments
1. colin - June 10, 2008 3:29 PM
sweet...more stuff in french...or something...first
2. gffasdf - June 10, 2008 5:40 PM
is that transporter 3 or crank 2??? replace explosive armband with adrenalin poison and than u basically have a rough script of the first crank.
Hollywood...u suck
3. Mr. Mason - June 10, 2008 5:55 PM
Merging Crank with the Transporter and shitting on my memories of Lock / Stock by using "I Wanna Be Your Dog"? I had hoped Hulk would keep Leterrier too busy to squeeze out another one of these.
Trilogy has no meaningful weight to the word anymore. When they inevitably try to upsell this as a DVD box set, they should just call it a threesome -- try to get into it and you'll end up a fucking mess.
[says the hypocrite who owns the Resident Evil Threesome]
4. colin - June 10, 2008 7:03 PM
I agree...they never know when to leave well enough alone. For mindless entertainment I didn't mind the first two. I think there was still plenty of stuff that had yet to be transported, so why the rehashed plotline? First one was not too bad, liked the cars, cute the girl...second one ok...wanna be pink knock off in it, again nice cars, but oh well....then this, oh well...all our happy memories have already been raped by Lucas anyway....everyone else might as well do it.....I second...Hollywood sucks!
5. jean-hervey cesar - June 10, 2008 8:14 PM
Mr. Mason,
Leterrier was to occupied with the Hulk to do The Transporter 3. Olivier Megaton is directing. Leterrier's name is in no way attached to this film.
6. Mr. Mason - June 10, 2008 8:30 PM
@ jean-hervey cesar:
Thanks for the heads-up! I'm glad to be wrong in this case -- Leterrier has a good eye for action when Jason Statham's not involved, so hopefully this is a ridiculously far slow motion jump in the right direction.
7. SandraB - June 11, 2008 2:10 PM
All I have to say is that he better get shirtless at least once.
8. SandraB - June 11, 2008 2:13 PM
Okay, I just watched the trailer. There was enough shirt-less-ness in there for me.. Now I don't have to see the movie.
9. Jody - June 14, 2008 6:35 AM
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