Jun 27 2008'Saw V' Poster, Because Yes, 'Saw V' is Still Happening

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Saw V? Man, they are really stretching this series out like it's the skin of Tobin Bell being stretched over someone's face as a mask. I don't know where I got that simile. It just came to me. (Thanks for the tip, Dan.)

Saw V Teaser Poster [Shock Till You Drop]

Reader Comments

hey, first! woopdey fucking doo!

If only the movie were going to be as cool as the poster is.
well, I'll probably be there.

did anyone actually SEE saw 4? what the fuck. i wasn't expecting citizen kane or anything, but like, come the fuck on.

i look forward to saw 7: hey remember when this shit was vaguely about puzzles or something?

I thought # 7 was going to be called Saw VII: Gnaws.

these movies SUCK! unless you like watching people get tortured.

man: "honey, hurry come in here! this lady has to cut a key out of her boyfriend stomach before this thing on her head rips her jaw off her face!"
woman: "this is so romantic"

I feel this poster thinks it's more clever than it actually is...

@ bah

I know what you mean man, I know what you mean X_X

I don't think the designer of this poster understands how faces and bone structures work.

these movies are SO not scary! Funny, yes. Stupid? Yes! But not scary.

I enjoyed the first one. I enjoyed the second one. When the third one occurred and they killed the main character, I thought: Good. This series is played out and has become really tired and played out. I was thankful that they appeared to have the restraint to end the series with only a minorly bitter taste.

When I saw the ad for Saw IV, I didn't get excited. I just added this series to an ever-growing list of horror film franchises for which I have lost all respect. So much so that I can't even be bothered to watch the ones that I liked anymore. It's like the Halloween series. Or the Freddy series. Or the Jason series. Quit while you're ahead, for God's sake.

Of course, the more of them they make, the more likely we'll get a big-budget remake or "re-envisioning" somewhere down the line, because...well, because apparently that's all they do anymore.*

*I except the Batman and Superman series from this hatred, because they did a good job, proving to be exceptions to the rule.

*yawn*

period

The first was great, the 2nd was ok dont remember much about the third, 4th....getting sleepy............now 5? How long does it take for this one to die? Or how many predecessors will he have...come on guys this is getting about as funny as The Friday the 13th series........this is gonna be like 20 years drawn out Saw 100 Jigsaw for president or some stupid bull s**t noone will remember what it all was about in the first place what an awful way to mess up a good movie just draw it out......give it a break....lol

These movies all suck. They're not scary, just disgusting. Who wants to see people being tortured to death.

@ Drunkman (#16)

ME!! Thats who wants to see disgusting films full of torture...ME!!!!!!!!

NO NO NO!!!
Dear World (but mostly America),

Please stop going to these worthless movies so they stop making them.

Thank You,

Charmless Man

Charmless Man:

How about,.. the masses that do not enjoy this, leave alone the other masses that actually enjoy attending these events and enjoy themselves unhindered by the mere fact that someone else has an opinion that does not concur with the theatre attendees and fanbases.
Media and entertainment are just that. I'm sorry you don't like these, so why don't you go post positive messages over it Made of Honor or whatever new please-the-masses with slapstick comedy and tasteless illogical joke-filled movie Steve Carell is in now. Positive energy, Charmless! :D

And I mean that in the most charming way possible. In all honesty.

dude
WTF
C'mon
enough is enough

It looks like Seth Rogen who is wearing the skin mask.

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