Jun 16 2008'Ninja Assassin' Photos Contain Dishearteningly Little Ninja Assassining
/Film has acquired five photos from the Wachowski-produced, James McTeigue-directed, Ninja Assassin, starring Korean pop star Rain as a man who endures the taxing duality of being both ninja and assassin. Three appear to show Korean pop star Rain expressing dissatisfaction at the quality of his back tattoo; the other two are of people in suits drinking Pepsi. Needless to say, the lack of anyone in a ninja outfit stabbing sais directly into a pair of terrified eyes is already turning me off to this.
Reader Comments
1. Uncle Eccoli - June 16, 2008 4:40 PM
The MV Augusta F4 in the background got me wet.
2. Uncle Eccoli - June 16, 2008 4:42 PM
Er, hard. It got me hard.
3. Elmo - June 16, 2008 6:47 PM
I could kick that guy's ass
4. Uncle Eccoli - June 16, 2008 8:02 PM
LOL@#3
Elmo knows where you live, pomade. Watch out.
5. M - June 16, 2008 8:07 PM
Hey! That guy on the pic is not RAIN!
He is Sung Kang who is playing as a Yakuza boss, Hollywood!
6. spiritkittykat - June 16, 2008 8:26 PM
Wow! I don't think a movie could sound worse from reading just a few sentences! I was wrong! What the hell happened to the Wachowski's? They are delving deeper into shit-town.
7. Stephanie - June 17, 2008 12:14 PM
Clearly not Rain... They don't even look alike. Why do people keep on mistaking any Asian person for Rain?
8. Chris - June 17, 2008 1:45 PM
Ummm. Ninja's were assassins.
Is the claimed duality from the movies PR unit?
9. AnonymousFTW - June 23, 2008 8:38 PM
Hahaha, that girl is totally checking that dude out while he threatens that other dude. And what's with his golden pimp-gun...? Ew.