Jun 23 2008New 'Spirit' Posters Add Voices to Motionless Heads
There are two new The Spirit posters! One features the Spirit swiping my famous sexual maneuver (that maneuver being pretending a girl's lip is a button, then going into extreme detail about how my pressing the button sets her mouth to blowjob mode); the other shows Lorelei, the Spirit character most like a cast member of Cats.
But the real story isn't in the images, it's that Yahoo has taken a giant leap in movie poster technology: they've added speech! Moving the mouse over the posters cues an audio file of each actress reading her respective sexually-charged face tattoo. Think of it as the antithesis of Guess Who?, because these faces actually do talk (fuck you again, Milton Bradley).
The degradation of forcing Scarlett Johansson to repeatedly insist I get on my knees was entertaining for about 30 seconds, at which point my focus shifted to finding the dirtiest thing I could make them say by quickly moving the mouse from face to face ("Keep the come on your knees"). Maybe someone else can figure out something better to do with this function.
Oh, and I guess this isn't really safe for work, just because it's going to take too much explaining to clarify why a woman's sultry voice is giving you dominatrix commands.
Talking 'The Spirit' Poster Things [Yahoo!]
Reader Comments
1. Anthony - June 23, 2008 11:19 AM
The best one I could make was, "Do I come on your knees then keep the mask on?"
2. Anthony - June 23, 2008 11:20 AM
I'm still waiting for your Carlin obituary.
3. Julian - June 23, 2008 11:46 AM
I tried that lip touching move on this homeless lady surrounded by cats the other night when i was coming home from the bar the other night. All I have to say is homeless people are a lot less receptive to charity then they used to be. anyways to I touch her bottom lip (which was dry and had bite marks on it) and she bit me. . . took a clean chunk off my index finger. The worst part is I think I might have hepatitis, rabbis and somehow gonorrhea now.
4. rtyd6td - June 23, 2008 4:51 PM
well Julian, just stop fuckin fiddlin on ur momma, will ya?
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6. Alice - June 23, 2008 8:11 PM
Julian, brevity is the soul of wit.
7. emilykwg - June 24, 2008 6:34 AM
Julian, the disease is called "rabies." you've basically admitted that you're infested with hasidim (rabbis=multiple jewish pontiffs), which is either extremely insulting or one of the strangest jokes I've heard in a while.
8. Dizzy - June 24, 2008 5:04 PM
*sigh* I guess it's pointless to mention that these posters are sexist and depressing?
9. Dizzy - June 24, 2008 5:07 PM
They just remind me so much of this:
http://phomul.canalblog.com/images/kruger_036.jpg