Jun 19 2008'Mirrors' Poster! That's Right, This Movie Has MIRRORS In It!
You know, there was probably a reason The Ring wasn't called VHS Casette Tape. Because VHS tapes, like mirrors, are not inherently frightening, and hence doesn't make a great title for a horror movie. No one hears the word "mirror" and thinks terror. What I'm saying is that I think the title should be Scary-Ass Looking Glass, and that I should be paid for inventing it.
First Look at the Mirrors One-Sheet [Shock Till You Drop]
Reader Comments
1. Lisa - June 19, 2008 6:25 PM
But mirrors ARE scarey! If you look in your bathroom mirror and say "Biggie Smalls" three times, he'll pop a cap in your ass! Sadly that's not what this movie is about, so I won't be wasting my money on it.
2. cokemirrors - June 19, 2008 6:46 PM
whatever, alexander aja is a great director, i'll see this no matter what.
3. kel - June 19, 2008 7:11 PM
Post pewing gutt bloody hell!!!!!! that is the scariest poster i have ever seen!!!!! geez....
4. Dededeeee - June 19, 2008 7:40 PM
So by your logic "rings" are inherently scary? Oh, you must be thinking of engagement rings... now that's some scary shit...
5. The Malicious Lingerer - June 19, 2008 8:12 PM
being scared of mirrors is so Borges...
6. emily - June 19, 2008 8:12 PM
Mirror balls are pretty scary. Look at them shine. Look at them shine. Look at them shine.
7. Elmo - June 19, 2008 9:55 PM
She has cow eyes!
8. Daniel - June 19, 2008 11:24 PM
Hey those are cow eyes!
9. Julian - June 20, 2008 8:19 AM
Candyman was about about mirrors . . . or a former slave that gets his hand cut off and replaced with a hook . . . but you summoned him through mirrors, The movie itself wasn't too scary though I initially thought it was about a pedophile that carried a bag of candy around but I later discovered it was a race movie that argued that black people can be homicidal super natural killing machines as much as white people.
10. bedot - June 20, 2008 11:58 AM
This looks exactly like every horror movie poster in the last 4 years.
And you know who is terrified of mirrors? Your Mama! ooooh burn.
*sigh* I'm so lame.
11. p. - June 20, 2008 12:52 PM
Mirrors are scary. Didn't you see Poltergeist 3? The movie itself is not scary, but the thought of that scary quaker looking old man Cane coming out of mirrors to get you still creeps me out.
12. slow monkey - June 21, 2008 9:12 AM
Concur. Mirrors are definitely scary. Like when you go to look in the mirror and there is someone else there. Or someone else in addition to yourself there. Or when used as a tool to summon dead spirits from ages past. Or when some evil thing uses a mirror as a portal.
I Watch Stuff Guy might mysteriously disappear one day being so careless as to ignore mirrors.
13. Sarah - June 22, 2008 8:30 PM
I agree with #13. Watch yo ass writer.
I dunno.
I've just always stayed away from mirrors.
I never liked having one in my room.
And this may be irrelevant, but I can't look at them when I'm high, my pupils scare the shit out of me.
Hokey movie perhaps, but it hits some sort of post traumatic shit down deep.
14. gmcfly - June 22, 2008 8:43 PM
Maybe the producer was Cathy (from the comic strip). AAAACCKKKKK!!!!
15. Big Fan - June 23, 2008 1:35 AM
Can't wait...!