Jun 23 2008'G.I. Joe' Has a Subtitle, Cretinous Billboard
A billboard showing off G.I. Joe's new subtitle, Rise of the Cobra, has turned up at Cinema EXPO in Amsterdam (Woo! Amsterdam! Party!). If there was any lingering doubt that this is going to be the action figure-based movie equivalent of Schindler's List, allow me to direct your eyes to the poignant use of a single red element in the otherwise black & white image. Plus/minus gun knob is clearly the next girl in the red coat.
Poster: G.I. Joe - Rise of Cobra [Film 1]
Reader Comments
1. Duke, run quick! - June 23, 2008 1:33 PM
Duke, that's the red ring of death. Return that sucker to microsoft pronto or Cobra gonna get yo ass.
2. A concerned citizen - June 23, 2008 1:54 PM
I heard the Cobra Commander was going to be played by Dominator Aragon. And while I'm on the subject, I heard he's getting married in July to another veteran of a the film industry. check it out www.milkintowine.com ...
3. The Moat - June 23, 2008 2:16 PM
One poster (the flat, paper kind) says "Rise of Corbra" while the other poster (the human, fastfood-fueled internet-obsessed kind) says "Rise of THE Cobra".
Whom to believe?
4. jim - June 23, 2008 4:52 PM
Whose decision was it to place "Rise of Cobra" in the darkness above Duke's crotch?
A subliminal marketing decision, I wonder?
5. bedot - June 23, 2008 5:06 PM
Please tell me thats not the d-bag from that dancing movie.
The one where you know he's "edgy" b/c his wardrobe of nothing but wifebeater t-shirts.
6. edward teach - June 23, 2008 5:10 PM
isn't that scofeld or whateverthefuck from prison break?
7. irtiqa - June 23, 2008 8:55 PM
he looks....like his eyes are messed up badly O_O...its VERY disturbing. but overall the poster looks alright i guess. the movie could be either really good or really bad...im havin a hard time imagining this kind of movie to be anything in between those 2.
8. Eddie - June 24, 2008 11:51 PM
This is going to be a sick movie!! It has Denis Quiad !!!!! What more do we want?