Jun 26 2008'Death Race' Poster -- Hey, That Notably Dour Woman is in This?!

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Do you think Joan Allen had a deal in her contract that her face would be presented larger than the hot girl, just because she's a known and respected actress and the hot girl is only known as "the hot girl"? Because I can pretty much guarantee you that anyone looking to see a film about prisoners racing and trying to murder each other in armed cars is going to be more interested in the prospect of youthful cleavage than in the stern grimace of Joan Allen. Sorry, Joan. At least Statham has a goatee with surrounding facial hair overcoming it--that's exactly the facial hair I'd expect a NASCAR-racing prisoner to have.

The Death Race Poster [Shock Till You Drop]

Reader Comments

FRIST!!

Oh good, another remake. Is hollywood even trying anymore?

The cast is making my head hurt with confusion!

The Sylvester Stallone one was hilarious(ly awful), but this one actually looks fairly decent. Kind of like Running Man, but with cars. Ok, shutting up now. :)

IAN MCSHANE?!?! WHY GOD, WHY? That guy is better than any actor alive today.

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