Jun 3 2008'Death Race' Photos (Cars with Guns on Them, Plus Hot Woman and Jason Statham)
/Film has a set of 17 new photos from Paul W.S. Anderson's remake of Death Race. Or it may be the new Gone in 60 Seconds 2028. Or The Fast and the Post-Apocalyptic. It doesn't matter, really, because give or take a Diesel or a Cage, we're talking about the exact same awful film.
Reader Comments
1. Eric - June 3, 2008 11:20 AM
This movie looks lame.. I don't even wanna know what kind of ridiculous story they have crafted to come up with an excuse to put machine guns on cars. I look forward to not seeing this.
2. Julian - June 3, 2008 11:33 AM
sweet. The Fast and the Furious meets Twisted Metal. put this one on the list of crappy movies I wont see because I'm secure with my masculinity. Now if you'll excuse me, My precious little pooch , Muffins and I have a talent competion to win. Ta-Ta
3. Mr. Mason - June 3, 2008 8:01 PM
I burst out laughing at the picture of (who I'm assuming is) Tyrese in the image second from the top on the page. 2 Fast 2 Furious, Transformers, and now this? Apparently he has an almost Pavlovian response to movies that involve hunks of stylish wreckage.
What I can't explain is why he seems to have shaved his pubes and glued them to his face. Some sort of futuristic trend started by Jason Statham, maybe?
4. Hatey McWrathenstein - June 4, 2008 2:19 AM
The original was a Bimbo bread shit sandwich. No, you can't defend it any more than you can defend the fecal matter weeping down your inner thigh after a Hot Pocket buffet, so don't even try.
The original was so bad that I think a remake could only serve to make the original look slightly less shitty.
5. Bmurphy72 - June 4, 2008 9:05 AM
Madd Maxx as a hetro-sexual.......HELL YA.....get that ass and hit the gas....
other than that it looks pretty shity.......