Jun 27 2008'Bolt' Trailer: What It Could Have Been Far Better Than What It Is
Empire has the trailer to Disney's Bolt, the new typically-saccharine animated film starring the voices of Hannah Montana and Scientology. Please watch it, because I want to know if I'm the only one disappointed when this trailer transitions from the story of a cyborg dog saving a girl's war-prisoner father into some kind of delusion-driven fusion of Galaxy Quest and Homeward Bound with Animaniac cameos. I'd much rather see the first story, with a candy-colored Disney POW camp being liberated by a robotic canine gnawing through the wires that connect the prisoners' nipples to car batteries. Moreover, I want the Burger King toy that would result from that scene.
'Bolt' Trailer [Empire]
Reader Comments
1. Elmo - June 27, 2008 2:26 PM
LAST!
2. Leg3nd - June 27, 2008 3:23 PM
It was all exciting and awesome at first.......... Then that trip to Disney turned in to a trip to the state fair.
3. Joey - June 27, 2008 5:07 PM
Sadly, I'm probably still going to have to take my kids to see that.
4. Halo Omni - June 27, 2008 6:48 PM
Is it just me or are those the good feathers from Animaniacs
5. hj - June 27, 2008 7:29 PM
hannah montana sounds like a man.
6. alex - June 28, 2008 4:24 PM
okay, i'm sorry, but the hamster is adorable.
7. . - June 28, 2008 11:36 PM
I share the disappointment.
Made me go a big rubbery one.
8. Kvamme - June 29, 2008 6:39 AM
I gotta disagree. It might now stand toe-to-toe with a Pixar flick, but it looks better than alot of the animated junk being put out (Space Chimps? ehhh.) Also think the pigeons are great.
9. bryan - June 29, 2008 12:13 PM
the trailer made me laugh. but i have to agree i was a bit dissapointed that its not a heros story just a lost dog whos gonna be found story....
10. Scott - June 30, 2008 9:42 AM
Am I the only one who never ever ever wants to hear that stupid Elvis song again? How many damn trailers can they slap it on?
11. Doug Nelson - July 1, 2008 10:03 PM
That hamster rules, rocks, and runs away with the movie (ok, the trailer).
"Let it begin!!!!"