June 29, 2008 - July 5, 2008 Archives
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As mentioned before, Toby Keith's vigilante song-based vehicle Beer For My Horses, starring Toby, Willie Nelson, and unofficial Michigan governor Ted Nugent, recently found distribution. So now there's a truck-filled teaser trailer that doesn't even use the song that birthed it... / Continue →
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From Empire comes the first non-lycanthropic look at Benicio Del Toro in Joe Johnston's remake of The Wolfman. Anthony Hopkins co-stars as Richard Attenborough doing Ozzie Osbourne.... / Continue →
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I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that when you're dealing with a movie comprised entirely of lazy references to other movies, the poster is basically going to look like a grotesquely visual works cited page, but it seems pretty daring to present what I'd guess is every "... / Continue →
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As you'll recall if you were unfortunate enough to have watched the first trailer to Mirrors, mirrors are horrific, dangerous devices that should not be trifled with. Once thought to be innocent reflecting surfaces, they have since been revealed to possess the ability to blur a... / Continue →
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Empire has the first official look at Cirque Du Freak, starring John C. Reilly as a vampire in a traveling freak show who takes on a 14-year-old boy apprentice. Apparently this lesbian couple is also involved.... / Continue →
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I've never seen Keanu so Keanu-y. In trying to take on the role of an alien, he's somehow become an exaggerated, even more lifeless version of himself, and it's very, very strange to behold. If standard Keanu was the final boss of a video game, this trailer's Keanu is like the ... / Continue →
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Earlier this month, some concern was raised about Bret Ratner's plans to make Beverly Hills Cop IV. Strangely, these concerns had nothing to do with stretching the franchise into a fourth unnecessary film, or that Mr. Rush Hour himself would be the one doing the stretching. The... / Continue →
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Columbia Pictures has announced plans for a comedy that will star Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell as (probably idiot versions of) Sherlock Holmes and Watson. Now, hold on, hold on. I know you're thinking this sounds like another typically-broad, pointless comedy "from the g... / Continue →
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Lakeshore Records' MySpace is now hosting the rhyme-heavy, saxophone-laden title track to Pineapple Express, written and performed by Huey Lewis and a little backing band by the name of THE NEWS. Heard of 'em? It's worth a listen if only to hear Huey Lewis say "the chronic" (wh... / Continue →
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Concept: Joker bought around a hundred boxes of old-fashioney playing cards and removed the jokers. He then arranged the jokers on a poster with a combination of tape, blood, and careful x-acto blade cutting, proceeded to airbrush the image of Batman, then defaced that image wi... / Continue →
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No, not Ron Pearlman. Hellboy. It's Hellboy on Inside the Actor's Studio with James Lipton. Because Hellboy is an actor who plays himself in the movies about him. Probably best not to overthink it too much, because it will make no sense. Instead, concentrate on how disturbingly... / Continue →
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Well, it's 2008, and I worry it's beginning to look like we may never find a way to embed data in the seasonings of a pizza crust, allowing for a DVD you can watch and later enjoy as a personal snack (PVDs). But all hope is not lost! Pizza and entertainment have found different... / Continue →
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Looks like producer Judd Apatow (who I'm only familiar with as a nameless "guy" who brought me something else) is sticking with the tried and true "here's someone's head" model of poster design for Pineapple Express. Placing this side-by-side with the Knocked Up poster gives yo... / Continue →
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It's Tyler Perry's Variation on the Rubin Vase! Do you see a girl's bust with a neck covered in massive, disgusting skin tags? A flipper hand emerging from a mutant's chest? Racially-motivated strangling commentary? A pun hidden in Woody Allen-esque typeface? Whichever you see ... / Continue →
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Sorry for the lack of posts over the last 24-hours. Things went wrong! I will make it up to you. With Nicolas Cage. So here's a new clip from his latest stab at long-haired action stardom, Bangkok Dangerous. It's not as mind blowing as the last clip, where he chops off a guy's ... / Continue →
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I didn't make it to see WALL-E this weekend, but a friend of mine who's more fanatical about robot love stories saw it Friday. Always wanting to keep abreast as to what I should praise and what I should ridicule, I asked him how it was. "Really good," he said, "but there this ... / Continue →
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I've had trouble getting things (internets) working all morning, but things (internets) seem to be OK now, so here's the trailer to the Quantum of Solace, the latest chapter of the Bond series that picks up right where the last one left off: with punching dudes and laying some ... / Continue →
