May 27 2008'Witchblade' Has a Poster, Yet No Cast or Hopes
Seriously? If all it takes to market a movie is Photoshopping a superhero costume onto a nameless naked woman, then I've been in the movie advertising business since about age twelve. Now if only I could find a practical use for all these pencil drawings of what I imagined the hot Senior girls at my high school looked like nude...
(Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Also, there's a stupid site to go with the poster.)
Witchblade Teaser Poster and Site Revealed [Superhero Hype]
Reader Comments
1. holocron - May 27, 2008 12:39 PM
Looks like they have Halle Berry in mind.
2. Stuey - May 27, 2008 12:48 PM
I hate that they advertise for movies for next year, much less for a movie when no one is signed up or may not ever.
Years ago they had a Fantastic 4 promo in the theater, it was just music and then showed the top of the building with the 4 on it.....I swear it was a decade later the movie materialized. Apparenltly the original movie never made it.
3. Snoodle - May 27, 2008 3:18 PM
Loses the appeal when they can't be bothered to put the rest of her costume on her :s. (and it appears the bottom half of her face and neck have melted into oblivion o.o)
4. postrelevance - May 27, 2008 5:01 PM
Didn't they make one with Yancy Butler before? Either way, since its probably directed by the guy who made 2fast 2 furious or whatever, its going to become another epic failure
5. postrelevance - May 27, 2008 5:07 PM
I'm sorry, turns out its being directed by the guy who made Queen of the Damned and written by a guy whose credits include Blue Heelers, Flipper and The Flying Doctors
6. Daydreasmer - May 28, 2008 7:40 AM
She looks alot like a certain actress.
7. Count Orlock - May 28, 2008 8:24 AM
Fuck Witchblade....The Darkness is vastly more badass then her.